emotional blender

A phrase coined by 5SOS in the song “BLENDER”. Used to describe feeling like your feelings are all mixed up.

Example 1: “I feel like I’ve been in a fuckin’ emotional blender today.”

Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”

by MukesKiwi July 25, 2022

Frog in a blender

When youre sick and you sneeze a fat green snot glob onto her fuckin snatch while she's on her period and proceed to pound her with the intensity of a blender

I put a frog in a blender with my bitch last night.

by Fenty is gay April 25, 2019

bitch blender

A bitch you does what other people do

Pascal you are a bitch blender - Nick Mason

by Slagfest August 21, 2016

broken blender

When you put three fingers in a girls ass and spin it real fast...

I gave my girl a broken blender and it got shit all over.

by jvg113 November 1, 2017

The dirty blender

A man (usually of the larger variety) squats over a desk fan that has been turned sideways while another much smaller man lies under it. The larger man then proceeds to evacuate all waster from his body into the fan onto the smaller man who may or may not be erect.

Did you hear that Bob gave Dylan the dirty blender.

by Francesco morningwood March 21, 2023

Afghan Blender

When your getting your penis chewed/chomped off in an act of sexual pleasure.

"Dude she's such a slut. She gave me the dirtiest Afghan Blender in the backseat of her Rover."

by FiddleMySkittle November 24, 2016

dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.

Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.

by Captaincoook May 7, 2016