Blutopia

A ravishing gay male from south brooklyn

Hey man have you seen blutopia lately?

by TheFeeK June 8, 2015

blastopia

Finger blasting a girl so hard that she squirts like the fountains of Blastopia.

Hey girl you want me to show you the wonders of Blastopia?

by Lilcornfield November 10, 2015

Blastoise

To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.

To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.

by Dhakian April 8, 2016

blastoscopy

A surgical procedure where a man ejaculates onto his partners face from a distance greater than 3 feet.

The only way to get rid of that boil on your face is a blastoscopy from yours truly.

by ballaster417 April 22, 2018

blaiton

blaiton is a really classy guy that comes on strong but after a while, he becomes a really sweet and funny guy that everyone would want to be around.

Blaiton is so hilarious.

by lola_girl33 January 31, 2018

Blastoise

The fat turtle of the Pokemon universe

Bob: Did you see his Blastoise?

Helen: Yeah it girthy

by Russian Field Worker May 11, 2018

Blastoise

Well, It's when your cum overloads and makes triplets in a bitch.

I accidentally Blastoised in my new bitch!

by Avery Fucking Price May 22, 2018