Blake

someone so hairy and so smelly, the sheer sight of his wooly body makes you gag and the stench making your soul leave,. blake has so many mental disorders he sticks syringes of jizz and blue gatorade (sour sweat potion) up the booty shoots of his enemies

i saw blake and now i have gatorade and aids

by thecumdodger August 18, 2022

Blake

A hippie bottom

"Hey look it's Blake, the hippie bottom"
"Wait what's a hippie bottom?"
"A hippie that's a bottom"

by Iammickey April 6, 2022

[Blake]

To bail without verbal notification at the last minute on a large scale event that you may or may not have planned and to make yourself unreachable by cell phone, text, or email for the duration of the event and at least three days following.

Hey, where's the other groomsman? He's still in Phoenix. I knew he'd Blake.

by Mr. San Carlos August 3, 2008

blake

usually a boys name but sometimes a girl. very funny, outgoing, gorgeous, and loud. she has a lot of drama because everyone is jelous of her because she is so perfect. shy around boys and some girls when you first meet her, but once you get to know her she is so much fun to be around. she is the bestest friend you could every ask for.

boy1: who is that hotty?
boy2: oh that's blake! yea she's pretty hot

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnnn November 23, 2013

Blakeli

This kind of girl is commonly the total package.. unique,always beautiful, athletic, sweet, talented..etc. they usually have big bright smiles and giggly
Laughs; they're naturally happy people and make great friends, even better girlfriends.

They have a way about them that pulls people in, Blakelis never fail to amuse
People and really make the world a happier place by being in it.

Wow, she is a Blakeli, I can tell by her personality. And she's beautiful

by Kbram21 February 23, 2015

Blaked

When you smoke so much weed, you can't stop dancing.

Person 1: Stop dancing.
Person 2: I can't, I'm blaked!

by Moflower July 6, 2015

blake

Blake is a caring funny person they will always make you smile when your sad . He always wants to take care of other people before he cares for himself. Most of the time he looks high but its OK. If ur dating one makes sure you stay with him and make sure he knows u love him. If he is your boyfriend or a friend cherish it because you don't find many people like him. All the girls want him and even some boys too..... Take him and keep him

Blake .. Hey babe what's wrong, got something you wanna talk about?

by Paige..45 and younger October 13, 2019