Black Hole Stomach Syndrome 

Bla: When you eat an excessive amount of food only to have an urge to eat more things. You usually end up eating more than the original consumption of the average human.

I am so hungry I could eat the entire selection of hot pockets in the store fridge. I think I have Black Hole Stomach Syndrome.

Black Hole Stomach Syndrome by BonelessJohn February 3, 2020

black hole crotch 

A situation where the fabric of shorts is drawn into the crotch area, sucking it inward as a black hole sucks in matter. Most frequently occurs between the legs of heavier women, often those wearing short shorts or shorts that are just a little too small. As the wearer walks, the friction of the legs being rubbed together pushes the fabric upwards, resulting in black hole crotch.
Black hole crotch is frequently accompanied by overexposure of thighs, often riddled with cellulite and stretch marks.

Oh God, that woman had to be over 300 pounds! Why was she wearing short shorts? I think that was the worst case of black hole crotch I've ever seen...

black hole crotch by xcunningxlinguistx May 6, 2010

Black Hole of Stupidity 

George W. Bush.

George W. Bush alienating our closest allies in the War on Everyone That Doesn't Agree With The U.S.

George W. Bush signing the Patriot Act 2 into law quite stealthily while the U.S. celebrated the capture of Saddam to minimize opposition.

Black Hole of Stupidity by Concerned Citizen December 28, 2003

Black-Hole Blumpkin 

The act of receiving head while taking a masssive dump, but when you get ready to cum, you tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. Then you do a 180 and shit in her mouth.

As Stephanie thought she was giving Jacob a regular Blumpkin, he told her to close her eyes and he gave her a Black-Hole Blumpkin.

Black-Hole Blumpkin by Black-Hole Sun May 17, 2011

black hole of need 

black hole of need - A person who's unrelenting need for attention sucks in all of the surrounding energy

Madonna is a black hole of need, no matter how much attention she gets, it will never be enough

black hole of need by XAXCT April 9, 2010

black hole of calcutta 

A very loose vagina. very dark and scary

I say Betty last night, gosh she's whore...I got lost in her black hole of calcutta.

black hole of calcutta by fatwalrus October 5, 2006

Black Hole Video 

Link to a video that is no longer available or not able to be accessed for any number of reasons. (Wrong URL, removed by provider, copyright infringement,etc.)

Ironically, the example can't contain links...so when I tried to submit this to Urban Dictionary it brought me back to the submit page with "Example can't contain links" in bold orange text. I would call this a Black Hole Submission Page if I were to try to keep uploading an example of a Black Hole Video.......

Black Hole Video by Hank Plow May 22, 2012