last biscuit bandit

One who eats all of something except for a small remaining amount, so they aren't blamed for eating it all.

"WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS?"
"Don't look at me I saw George here eat the last one".

by Alpaca Lenny February 6, 2005

air biscuits and gravy

A wet air biscuit.

Beware, chili dogs and beer always wind up as air biscuits and gravy.

by G-cubed August 22, 2011

these biscuits

Popeyes bless your soul with these biscuits

popeyes bless yo soul with these biscuits aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh

by robzerger February 27, 2017

buffalo biscuit

The act of defecating in someones shoe because theyve angered you

The other day Sean stole my lighter so he got a buffalo biscuit

by John Idol January 4, 2005

biscuit bumpers

Two or more hefty female college athletes - usually bowlers, who engage in mutual genital stimulation thereby "bumping" their biscuits together.

Those two bitches bowled a hell of a game. I'll bet they go home and bump biscuits. Or simply "Biscuit Bumpers!!!"

by T Jew February 4, 2010

busted can of biscuits

A fat person busting out of some tight clothes. Esp. fat women with pasty white rolls hanging out. Resembling when you first open a can of pre-made biscuits.

Who's the fat girl in the tube top? I don't know, but she looks like a busted can of biscuits.

by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

Fart Biscuit

to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth

me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.

you: ok.

by St. God January 16, 2011