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justin bieber is shit

Yeah i can if i should ever see that he would use my country flag as a mop i swear i will fucking kill him
by flags are for gods November 17, 2013
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bieber fever

a disease that is caused by listening and progressively becoming obsessed to Justin Bieber and his music. 1 in 4 children worldwide die from this every 15 seconds. if you or anyone you know start getting symptoms (starting to think justin's music is good and think the lyrics are smart) contact the nearest doctor immedeatly.
Person 1: OMG I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!

Person 2: OMG WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW! YOU HAVE BIEBER FEVER!
by departmentofmysteries September 11, 2011
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shaved bieber

a firefox application that blocks out Justin bieber from most web pages
guy:i got shaved bieber last night
girl:whats that?
guy:an app that removes justin bieber form the internet
girl:OMFG why would you do that hes the greatest
by wardinator May 26, 2010
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Bieberpocalypse

Portmanteau of "Bieber" and "apocalypse"

The ensuing mass of chaos, mayhem and hell that is created when teenage girls obsessed with Justin Bieber turn into mutant, degenerate, blood-sucking zombie fiends.

The most commonly afflicted are preppy bitches that obsess over him.

While such a pandemic and cataclysmic event could probably be solved through peaceful negotiation and proper application of heavy metal,

(Slayer, Megadeth =/= Justin Bieber)

the most effective choice would be sharp and swift retaliation through the use of firearms. Pistol calibers offer the most portability and 30mm offer the most power. The most logical choice would be however a 5.56x45 or 7.62x51mm assault rifle, applied to either the forehead or base of skull.

Consult your nearest metalhead, headbanger, or skinhead for Bieberpocalypse preparedness advice.
Jim: Dude, did you just see that chick? She used to listen to Justin Bieber and now she's a fucking zombie!

Bob: Holy shit bro, it's the Bieberpocalypse.

Andre: Both you niggas get in my car. I got a few Metallica CDs and a Tec-9. Ain't no zombie taken over my KFC!
by Magnum Mayhem December 1, 2010
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Bieber Fever

1. A female, or Homosexual Male, who is obsessed with Justin Bieber.

2. A Colloquial term for Dysentery.
John: Dude, I was Playing Organ trail today and died of Bieber Fever.

Jeff: How do you die of Bieber Fever?

John: People die from Dysentery all the time.
by NOPEMAN December 30, 2011
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bieber fever

The act of falling in love with the pop singer Justin Bieber. This condition can affect anyone from the ages of 1 to 92.
You have Bieber fever if you have one or more of the following symptoms:
1. Your heart melts when you see his smile.
2. Your heart flutters when you hear him sing.

3. You think to yourself, "Aww he is the definition of innocence and perfection, he must be an angel."
4. You know the words to at least one of his songs.
5. You find yourself dancing to his music with people around or not.

6. You watch youtube videos of him all day long.
7. You own either My World, My World 2.0....or both.

8. You have bought tickets to his concert(thats an obvious one).
9. You are a 20 year old girl who has secret thoughts of getting with him.

10. You have given him a nickname, such as Biebs, Biebsta,or whatever else you have creatively come up with.

11. You cry because you want to meet him.

12. You think you and him are meant to be (aka marriage)

People....the list goes on and on. Basically you have Bieber fever if you have ANY positive thoughts about the guy.
by Megan Bieber April 22, 2010
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Justin Bieber Syndrome

An extremely cruel way to say Down's Syndrome
Guy 1: That girl has Justin Bieber Syndrome.

Guy2: Hey, don't be cruel. Be nice, and call it Down's Syndrome.
by Marty17 March 12, 2011
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