Bieberpocalypse

Portmanteau of "Bieber" and "apocalypse"

The ensuing mass of chaos, mayhem and hell that is created when teenage girls obsessed with Justin Bieber turn into mutant, degenerate, blood-sucking zombie fiends.

The most commonly afflicted are preppy bitches that obsess over him.

While such a pandemic and cataclysmic event could probably be solved through peaceful negotiation and proper application of heavy metal,

(Slayer, Megadeth =/= Justin Bieber)

the most effective choice would be sharp and swift retaliation through the use of firearms. Pistol calibers offer the most portability and 30mm offer the most power. The most logical choice would be however a 5.56x45 or 7.62x51mm assault rifle, applied to either the forehead or base of skull.

Consult your nearest metalhead, headbanger, or skinhead for Bieberpocalypse preparedness advice.

Jim: Dude, did you just see that chick? She used to listen to Justin Bieber and now she's a fucking zombie!

Bob: Holy shit bro, it's the Bieberpocalypse.

Andre: Both you niggas get in my car. I got a few Metallica CDs and a Tec-9. Ain't no zombie taken over my KFC!

Bieberpocalypse by Magnum Mayhem December 1, 2010

Biebercopalypse

1. The belief that everything that has happened in the world since Justin Bieber's rise to fame has been because of him.

2. What Nostradamous predictied who would be the anti-chirst.

3. Proof that the world will end on December 21, 2012. (Mayan Calendar)

2009: Do you actually believe Nostradamous and the Mayan Calendar which says the end will be in 2012? Please! Who's this Justin Bieber? Jonas Brothers all day!

2010: OMG look at the disaters we've had in the world. Oh yeah, I have Bieber Fever. I looovvveee him! Jonas Brothers who? T-Shirt TIME!!!!

2011: Another catastrophe in the world and Rebecca Black annoying me with Friday. Oh yeah, Justin Bieber has a new movie. Wait....this is wierd. Ever since Justin Bieber became famous, all these things are happening. Hmm...I wonder if he has something to do with this

2012: OMG the world is ending and it's all because of Justin Bieber. The anti-christ that Nostradamous said would come to destroy and take over. It's Biebercopalypse. SAVE YOURSELVES WHILE YOU CAN!!!!

Biebercopalypse by Distortioncat April 26, 2011

beerpocalypse 

A catastrophe brought about by failed barley crops due to climate change limiting the availability of beer and causing massive price increases.

Earl might start believing in climate change after the beerpocalypse.

beerpocalypse by Kenoir October 15, 2018