Epic Banter Fail

A particularly disgusting phrase implying any of the following:

1. 'Epic banter' has just failed.
2. 'Banter' has just failed in an 'epic' way
3. A fresher tried to use every word they just learned at university in one go and ironically suffered an 'epic banter fail' themselves.

NB: NEVER say this.

John: "Last night was epic!"
Sophie: "Yeah, so much banter!"
Alison: "No, last night was a fail!"
Fresher: (panics) EPIC BANTER FAIL! *cough*

by pianofortepianoforte January 3, 2011

Bantonio Banteras

A man who is good looking, well dressed and possesses the gift that is good Banter. Named after the original Antonio Banderas.

'he's a good looking kid isn't he'
'yeah mate, really funny lad aswell'
'bloody hell nice threads too, triple threat, Bantonio Banteras.'

by Bantonio Valencia January 9, 2014

bantasmagorical

Banter that is so banterous, above The Archbishop of Banterbury, Banter Claus, and Bantersauras Rex. Used to describe high class banter.

Wow, that was so bantasmagorical!!!

by The Banterclaus October 21, 2010

Beantown

Complete slander. No one from Boston ever calls it Beantown.

"I love bean town!"
"You fuckin' retahded tourist. It's Boston. Not Beantown."

by SexyKitten6969 April 8, 2006

beantank

A crapy car that mexicans often drive. Typically made up of parts from other crapy cars. Going very slow and driven by some creepy mexican.

Oh my god! Dude check out that beantank

by hehe vb May 30, 2005

bantasgusting

adjective. Used to describe gossip or jokes that whilst possibly amusing might also be considered tasteless / inappropriate / a desperately poor attempt at humour - in fact just anything that isn't bantalicious.

"Did you hear what happened to Oli in Shelina's room?"

"I'm not sure I want to, if it's as bantasgusting as last time"

by Dave (I hate God) February 28, 2009

Bantagonist

Excruciatingly dull human being with the power to suck the fun out of any conversation. Usually manifest in self-interested tossers.

Etymology:
-Banter: To have good, wholegrain chat which sets you up for the day like Readybrek.
-Antagonist: Competitor, opponent, rival.

It's a shame mate, Stacey's real hot but a complete bantagonist. Maybe I'll have better luck with her Mom.

by EddieFB November 17, 2006