beach buzzards

A Florida name for sea gulls.

Watch out for the beach buzzards, they'll steal your fooď and shit all over you.

by River hippie April 14, 2016

Jax beach

Jax beach also known as the ghetto by the sea is full of surfers, skaters, and hippies. The remaining population are gang members or kids that think there hard and have monster energy drink tattoos.

Every kid argues about who’s life is the hardest and won’t ever do anything to make theirs better

An average girl from Jax beach gets drunk everyday and has multiple ocean/ beach related tattoos. They also will suck ur dick for a joint.
Jax beach locals will shit a brick if they see a townie at the beach and if you litter at the beach you will get beat up.

Guy 1 “hey I’m about to go to the Jax beach pier wanna come?”
Guy 2 “no thanks last time I went there a hobo ran out from under the pier and jumped me”

Old drunk guy at Pete’s bar “townies go home!”

by Ratownlivin August 20, 2018

Childrens Beach

The ultimate hook up spot for nantucket summer kids. Safe place for your children by day, crack house by night. An average town night isn't complete without it and you're bound to make memories while you're there. Usually grown out of by sophomore year, but every time you come back you can't help but reminisce.

"Did you hear about what happened at Childrens last night?"

"So many of my firsts happened at Childrens Beach"

by fratboyrackcity69 March 10, 2018

coco beach

When the amount of fecal matter in your toilet protrudes up past the water line and creates a small brown island.

I just dropped the kids off at coco beach.

by Hymensmasher May 12, 2018

mutant beach

A spillway in Bradford Pennsylvania where the welfare recipients go swim.

You can tell its summer has arrived Bradford, when all the wellies are swimming at Mutant Beach!

by Skippalicious May 4, 2020

Beach Water

The water at the beach, commonly referred to as 'the ocean' or 'the sea' by geographical professionals who haven't been on the sauce all week

Lets go chuck it in the .. umm .. y'know .. beach water! Yeah!

by Hades January 3, 2003

tar beach

The roof of a building, generally in a large city and usually flat rather than sloped. Used as a place to sunbathe or just to hang out in hot weather, particularly by hood folk.

It's hot as hell. I'm going to go to tar beach and work on my tan.

by jcs16 April 28, 2009