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Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa February 20, 2011
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you can go in dog shit, dingle balls

A phrase that can be used when one wants someone to leave, now, esp. if that someone is being annoying to the point of asking for a serious ass beating.
Annoying person: "give me something of value and I will go in peace"

person being annoyed: "you can go in dog shit, dingle balls, I've heard about enough out of you."
by wichita November 11, 2006
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you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
by logao November 4, 2018
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YOU PIECE OF SHIT

It is a harsh word people use sometimes
Guy 1: Paper shouldnt be recycled
Guy 2: YOU PIECE OF SHIT-
Guy 1: what the fuck? im making an opinion
Guy 2: dude you NEED to.
Guy 1: aight fuck you then you piece of shit.
by Titanique November 1, 2025
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You Little Shit

Someone close to you whom you adore, but don't have the courage to tell him/her how much they meant to you. Hence using 'little shit' as a cover to hide your feelings towards them.
"You are very important to me, and I love you, you little shit..."
by Theonethatgotaway1998 November 16, 2023
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Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself
1“Do the dishes
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”
by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025
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You ain’t shit

Example: agostina lamas ain’t shit

Girl: hey can you pass me that!
Boy: no, get it yourself !
Girl: you ain’t shit nigga

Boy: yo what does that even mean

Boys homeboy : it means your being an agu

Boy: oh no wtf
by Patricia is da shittt January 24, 2020
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