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hooker bath

To cleanse oneself with baby wipes. Based upon how prostitutes clean up between johns. A variation of a mexican shower.
I didn’t have time to go home after work, so I took a hooker bath at the office.”
by Harry Michas July 25, 2008
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bath bomb

a girl that wears excessive makeup to cover up her horrendous facial features. they are called bath bombs because once you take them out on a date on any source of water (pool, lake) their makeup collapses in a similar fashion to a bath bomb
wesley: "damn bro have u seen carmen's new instagram post? she got her titties showin out and everything!"
justin: "nigga shes a bath bomb"
wesley: "how??"
justin: "take her to the pool and watch her turn into a fuckin zombie when all her makeup fades"
wesley: "AHHHHHH GET HER AWAY FROM ME"
by monstasEVERYWHERR February 27, 2023
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gas station bathroom

a place in which all hell had broken loose and fecal matter has been smeared all over the walls in many different shapes and patterns
His bathroom reminded me of a gas station bathroom
by kangamater May 30, 2014
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Bathory

Credited as being one of the first Black Metal bands, Bathory was formed by Quorthon. Early albums include "Under The Sign of the Black Mark," "Requiem," "Hammerheart," and others. Bathory owns you. Early in 2004, Quorthon died from heart failure.
by Damien November 2, 2004
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Elizabeth Bathory

A Hungarian countess (1560-1614) known for her beauty and her cold-blooded sadism. In 1611, she was accused of the torture and murder of over 600 young women, most of them the adolescent daughters of Slovak peasants; as long as her victims were not her fellow Hungarians, she could do as she pleased.
It was when she had exhausted the local population of peasant girls and began preying on the daughters of lesser nobles and the gentry that the authorities intervened.

According to legends added over 110 years after her death, she was said to have bathed and even drank the blood of her victims to gain their youth, beauty, and vitality.
In a case that is over 400 years old, fact and legend are difficult to separate, but Elizabeth Bathory was clearly among them most prolific serial killers of history.

An intelligent, accomplished woman, she belonged to a powerful, wealthy family and was educated beyond even her male peers. She could speak, read and write in Hungarian, German, Latin, and Greek while most of the nobles around her could barely read or write.

She and her husband had three sons and three daughters and she doted on them all... when she wasn't torturing pretty maidens behind their backs, especially the buxom ones because they supposedly lasted longer.

Very likely a psychopath, she allegedly bedded many men and women throughout her adult life (and gave birth to an illegitimate daughter through a peasant boy some months before she married). Never once did she show remorse or accept responsibility for her crimes.
by Lorelili March 9, 2010
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nigger bath

the act of not taking a bath, but bathing yourself with axe, tag, etc. usually results from pure laziness.
2 guys after playin ball:

dude one: yo man i need to take a shower, i smell like shit
dude two: nah man we don't got time for all dat. take a nigger bath
by kirns March 26, 2008
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School Bathrooms

Quite possibly the most dreaded place on the face of Earth. Typical Characteristics include Broken/Overflowing Toilets, piss/shit smeared all over the floor tiles, sinks that only have cold water, stalls that don't lock, toilet paper that can be compared to coarse construction paper, and un-flushed "deposits." One of the only places in the Universe where it is possible to contract a disease by breathing the air inside. It looks nice for the first week after being built, but is totaled by the many disgusting people who actually use them.
I needed to take a shit, but I didn't want one of the water snakes that live in the school bathrooms to come up and bite my ass.
by ToddRidesBurton December 7, 2009
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