Baja Bandits

In early January of 2011 two men (age 12-47) entered a Taco Bell in Endicott, New York. These criminals ordered small drinks. instead of filling their cups with this delicious drink they filled Gatorade bottles. They then promptly left the Taco Bell and ran around town to their safehouse.

*67 Taco bells have been robbed of all their Baja
*56 Deaths have resulted from these robberies
*The last Taco Bell that was hit was in southern Missouri

Bandits: Hello can i please have a small dri.. EVERYONE ON THE GROUND

Workers: Who are you?????

Bandits: We are THE Baja Bandits

by Not a baja bandit;) March 14, 2011

banditsbones

A person who makes videos on youtube. All though he's made several videos, he still puts a smile on your face. He has a steam account. He's not really how old he says he is. He will charge you off a building and throw a jockey on your back if you meet him in person. Add him on steam, he gives pipe-balls away. He accepts every friend request. Ask him if you can be on his videos, he will only let the first 7 be in it.

I could sure go for a banditsbones.

by roflcoptor1234 September 25, 2011

Banditism

The act of being a bandit.

The weenagoblin studiously poured over forgotten tomes of Banditism.

by iAlexz February 28, 2011

Shirker Bandit

Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.

They are sharp tools.

Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!

Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!

by The Merz May 4, 2010

dingleberry bandit

Somebody who likes to eat dirty buttholes. Usually associated with rape festish or BDSM.

My dom totally blew my mind when they pulled me off the toilet and preceded to become a dingleberry bandit.

by crazynazizombiechic88 January 20, 2017

Exasquare Bandit

Someone who continuously gets to phase six of The Omega Protocol Ultimate in FF14 and dies to an exasquare causing extreme frustration and a collective sigh

Sigh, exasquare death again you are the exasquare bandit man

by Tekniqz September 2, 2023

poopy bandit

One who poops in another person's bathroom and either clogs the toilet or stinks up the place and denies any and all accusations.

Mark: Who was the last person in the bathroom? It is very smelly.
Tom: I overheard Christina talking to Danielle about making a giant poop. She was definitely the last one in there.
Mark: Dammit. The poopy bandit strikes again.

by shibbytoast March 4, 2012