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Blossy

The perfect combination of being high and drunk, also known as crunk. This can also be used to describe anything cool or awesome.
by Timayto July 20, 2008
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Butt blossoms

When you take a shit and it feels like it's a flower blooming against your ass cheeks
I had butt blossoms today, there wasn't enough toilet paper to Wipe it.
by PsychoLogic1989 July 25, 2018
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BALOSHI!

the sound a chinese person makes as they begin to/jump into a swimming pool
as shi lan kuo dived into the pool, he shouted "BALOSHI!"
by dfgkjasdbvnkldnfbsl September 4, 2012
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Baloostered

Frank was baloostered the other day at the party bro.
by baloostered January 10, 2020
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Blossomed

When the skateboard gets in between your nether region and the ground, or landing on rails in between you legs. Could also be used for you landing on anything, hitting you down there. Similar to Ass Knife, but more PG.
I need some ice cream for my butt, I just got blossomed!
I got blossomed last year, now I have 1 full and two halves.
by Incogni December 15, 2020
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balgoss

A species of hulking creatures that have a bulky body and a long back that is covered with a protective shell, huge arms with hands and feet with four long claws, a knobby head, unhinged jaws with sharp teeth, short tail, white eyes, a pig snout, and has a horrible guttural scream. They living subterranean caverns or abandoned castles.
The balgoss is a terrible creature indeed!
by Givmefweedum September 23, 2021
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balgoss

An imaginary nightmarish demon that represents everything wrong with civilization.

They are often described as towering beasts that have a thick and tough body covered with a protective shell, huge arms with hands and feet with four long claws, a knobby bald head, unhinged jaws with razor-sharp teeth, short tail, white eyes, a pig snout, and has a horrible growl that is sometimes annoying, and piggish appetite and will eat anything bigger than itself.

It was the name of the second boss in the classic arcade game Three Wonders released by Capcom in 1991.
The balgoss is blamed for destroyed farms, eaten or missing livestock, and economic loss in society.
by Type2GenomeManiac September 24, 2021
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