Back Home Baller

The condition when one goes home to visit family, and since they visit home rarely, are treated very well by parents when they return.

I'm a back home baller. I do what I want and I get what I want cause my parents miss their daughter.

by Browncoat83 December 17, 2014

hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

baller block

A synonym of cock block. When someone baller blocks you they are hindering your attempt to get your mack on with a member of the opposite sex. This heinous crime is punishable by castration, Chinese water torture, slow painful death, or community service.

Todd: "Man last night was a bitch. I was trying to work my game on that hot chick from the PR department, but some asshole was hanging all over her the entire night. Total baller blockage."
Luke: "That was her husband, dude."
Todd: "Still, what would it hurt him to let her take a couple of rides on my jock? I had to go home and spank it to the newspaper lingerie ads again."
Luke: "You sure do that a lot. You must have some killer chafing going on."
Todd: "Man, you have no idea."

by Nick D August 30, 2004

nigga-baller

A player in the NBA that depicts acts of severe selfishness, negativity, stupidity, and criminality, and comprimises team chemistry on-court or off-court; a basketball player destroying his/her entire team's chances in winning basketball games and season success with means of fulfilling personal statistics, retarded playground moves, and not regarding the team game, during a live NBA game; obvious terrible decision making on part of the basketball player doing something that his not his strength at all when the shot clock is not less than 5 seconds.

Stephon Marbury is a nigga-baller because his offseason antics and incompetent play in 2007-2008 season on the New York Knicks have clearly led them to a very poor season.

by tonious44 May 12, 2008

Booty Baller

An individual, either male or female, who surreptitiously grips the ass of another person without permission.

I was at the club with my girlfiends and some booty baller pretended to bump into me; but he was cute so I kinda liked it.

by briantroy December 7, 2009

pug ballet

A euphemism for an unlikely event.

Well that is about as likely as a pug ballet.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Big Baller

Originating from a term referring to a very talented basketball player, typically a pro or from "street ball", who lives lavishly--this phrase is commonly used to refer now to anyone who likes to "live large"

Lebron James is a "Big Baller"
Puff Daddy is a "Big Baller" (and a shot caller)
50 cent and Kanye are "Big Ballers"
Fat Joe is a REALLY BIG Baller
Your mom is a "Big Baller"

by dj jonny d January 16, 2009