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Baltimore Beauty Queen

This term describes a certain type of girl/woman from Baltimore, Maryland or its surrounding localities. She is caucasian and can be easily identified by her wardrobe of pajama bottoms, sweat pants, flip flops, baggy t-shirts, no bra and a constant habit of adjusting her thong as it sinks between her generous skin folds. She speaks slang-filled broken english, smokes menthol cigarettes, drinks whatever everybody else is drinking and has a tendency toward volitility and sometimes destructive anger.

It is strongly recommended that one take extreme caution when interacting with a Baltimore Beauty Queen.
"Yeah, there she goes, with the pink sweatpants that say 'Baby Girl' on the butt, Angela sure is a Baltimore Beauty Queen."
by Saiga12 May 5, 2011
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Baltimore

I saw a few articles on here blaming white people for what happened to baltimore. Notably #42, "Tom's".

Well, here's an angry black man's opinion of the matter:

Yes, Baltimore sucks. Baltimore sucks BADLY. Why?

Here's why...

What was a thriving blue-collar city lined with beautiful independent ethnic family shops, marble steps, a strong sense of community and common good, was sacrificed by the democrats to create a welfare city and thus a base of power in the "south". In order to drive out industry and blockbust neighborhoods they raised taxes disproportionately, none of which were used to stimulate art or cultural activities. They overtaxed industry and forced them out, thus destroying the work force and forcing white blue collar workers to find work elsewhere (later they would slap them in the face further by saying that they "ran" from blacks because of "White Flight"). From there, the police force was corrupted from the bottom up, intentionally, by organized crime syndicates and cartels which have now made baltimore the heroin capital of the united states. Because of this, and the very NON-socialist (you have to work to make a socialist welfare state function properly) democratic scheme to create a drug-hole, street crime rose to massive proportions. This forced the rest of the ethnic european (white), jewish, mediterranean, etc communities to pack up and leave. During the race riots, the italians protected little italy by standing out in the streets with weapons. the rioters didn't dare cross the line. The germans, poles, and greeks did the same to protect highlandtown and greek town. Even with these efforts to stand their ground and protect the sanctity of all that they had worked to build, these groups were forced out by the unchecked and unpunished street and hate-crimes inflicted by the selfish, hateful, racist black "community" that we have here in baltimore. They blame white people for everything, when its only the whites and hispanics that seem to work here. you know you're in a bad situation when illegal immigrants do more to empower your city and bring to it civilization than your majority fucking people.

baltimore was systematically destroyed. a welfare trap was created to CREATE poverty and maintain it. blacks were used as pawns and still are. Not by white people. Not by a white system. Only because they choose to be. In order to save baltimore, the black community needs to be "less black and more community" and get over their OWN racial barriers to revive a city the problematic sector of their population more than jovially helped to destroy.
Baltimore: Money for nothing and your kicks for fr... AIDS.
by Idiotmoron2 April 3, 2009
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Baltimore Shrimp

UTZ Cheese Curls covered in Old Bay seasoning.
They look like shrimp (especially under bar lights) and originated in Baltimore, a city well known for its seafood.
They taste delicious with a Natty Boh.
Quigley's Half-Irish bar has a great midnight happy-hour and serves up unlimmited Baltimore Shrimp for free.
by NattyBohGillespie August 17, 2008
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Ballmost

This means that you were close.. aka (almost) but with the reference of the testicle in your sentence.
Wow tom, you ballmost cut your hand off in the machinery!
by Jewdis Da Disciple January 25, 2009
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Baltimore

B'More or baltimore

Where the three best shows on television are based

Homicide life on the streets
The corner
The wire
Baltimore. Watch The wire and see what i mean about
by sexysecretary December 28, 2005
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Baltimore

A city that thrives on letting you know how hard you REALLY are is NOT how fat your wallet is, or how stacked your portfolio may be. Come correct, or you could be the next statistic they love to examine us by.
Come correct, or don't come.
by KevinK May 23, 2005
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baltimore

home of the best people in the world! i love bmore! filled with the best people and places in the world!
Baltimore: Best city posible!
by sexxy May 13, 2005
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