clown balloon

A long, unbroken piece of human feces that resembles a balloon that a clown would twist into an animal.
"Man, I just coiled up a clown balloon. It took three flushes to go down."
by jmbalaya April 06, 2008
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meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.
There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.
by bobaphat February 15, 2006
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Balloon Boy

A person who gains media attention by pretending to be in grave danger, and thus creating an atmosphere of sympathy and attention.
"Actually, I only pretended to be hammered so she would have no other choice but to take me to her house"

"Dude, you're a fucking Balloon boy"
by ihatealbanians October 16, 2009
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party balloon

When a guy anally penetrates a girl, and then leaves the semen-filled condom in her rectum.
So how's Cindy?
Fuck that slut, I party balloned her.
by T-Bo January 21, 2005
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Awkward Balloon

the epitome of awkwardness, the in awkward social situations, hold your right hand close to your right boob as if you were holding a balloon, with your eyes wandering aimlessly around the room, as if you were looking for something (you might need to turn around or look under your feet for the full effect)and making strange facial expressions. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. if you are with your friends, you can pass out balloons and be an awkward balloon salesman.
Mom: "yes kids, the church director actually does have sex with his wife"

Nicole: (Awkward Balloon)
by Curly McCurls November 17, 2009
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balloon boy

1.a cunt bag 2. an alternitive name to FUCK BOY 3. a five nights at freddy's 2 character 4. a dong inhaling enragement child.
me:FUCK YOU BALLOON BOY STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!
by theninjafoxx May 11, 2015
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Balloon Shop

Balloon Shop- Most definitely the greatest youtube channel out there with hits such as

Hey Ben
Take it to the Next Level
Shake
Snack Pack
I'm Listening to my Radio, Derrick!

and much much more
Guy 1: did you see the new balloon shop video

Guy 2: yeah, dude it was hilarious
by Youtube Lover June 04, 2009
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