Bulgarian Milk Mustache

The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache

Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache

Partner 2: sure

by James corporately September 7, 2022

Bulgarian Ball-Split

The man does a handstand and spreads his legs while two foreign girls spread his balls with their mouths.

I heard Sarah and Eric gave Robert a "Bulgarian Ball-Split".

by nigganaut September 24, 2019

The Bulgarian Lunch Line

When two male students from Bulgaria cut to the front of the lunch line and challenge each other to a sword fight (with their penises) right there right now whoever comes out on top at the end of the fight gets to be served lunch first this is very common practice in Bulgaria but it is slightly more shocking to see in other places.

The German Lunch Lady complained that Chadwick and brady where performing the Bulgarian lunch line and put a stop to it pretty quick

by Swazey1450 March 30, 2023

bulgarian yogurt whip

The action of ejaculating in her mouth mixing with a silver spoon and eating your semen like yogurt.

Me and my girlfriend performed the Bulgarian yogurt whip in bed felt good.

by Joe MAMA_DontASK October 19, 2020

Bulgarian Nuclear Program

A complicated two part wrestling move that begins with the victim being placed in a Bulgarian Headlock. Once accomplished the performer must firmly grasp the victims elastic waistline, release the headlock, and fall backwards to a seated position. If done correctly as the headlock is released the victim will attempt to quickly get back to his feet, and coinciding with the hard wedgie should effectively render their underwear over the top of their head.

That was the first time I'de ever seen a Bulgarian Nuclear Program performed on someone wearing a thong, she looked like she was in a lot of pain.

by THE ONE AND ONLY NUGE April 9, 2007

Bulgarian Swan Dive

(2 beds will be needed and spread atleas five feet apart, a hotel would be prefered) During sex have the woman go on the edge of one bed and spread her legs and create a target while the man goes onto the other bed and attempts to dive his penis into the girl. (some practice may be required,)

It took me 15 attempts to do a bulgarian swan dive on my girl last night

by the weinerman November 19, 2010

Bulgarian Nipple Twister

An absolutely devious play in a game of chess which causes the opposing player to let out an unknown screech of anguish and pure rage that could be mistaken as a call to an eldritch being.

Greg: "I can't believe I got away with that play on Michael in this game of chess."
Michael: " *An unknown screech of anguish and pure rage that could be mistaken as a call to an eldritch being*"
Greg: "Wow, I guess I really laid down that Bulgarian Nipple Twister."

by Old Spice Muncher June 6, 2023