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National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
by turbowashere March 26, 2022
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National Send Boobs day

On August 31st is National Send Boobs Day on this Day females are to send Boobs to anybody who asks.
by John Issac August 31, 2022
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Show Me Your Boobs Day

An international holiday on the 5th of May when you have to show me your boobs
“Wow can’t believe it’s show me your boobs day today, I’ve been waiting all year for this!”
by anonymous May 5, 2025
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National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!
Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!
by Omran's lover October 16, 2019
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National boob lover day

A national holiday on August 6th where all people of all genders that appreciate boobs, come together and celebrate!
“Hey dude what did you post in your story”

“Oh that? That’s my girls boob in my mouth!”

“why tho?”

“because it’s national boob lover day”
by kylerocks August 4, 2021
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