Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it

by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

bobcat

A much-older version of a cougar or jaguar. While a cougar is a 40-something who wears outrageous clothing and makeup and preys on younger men (and a jaguar is in her 50s-60s), a bobcat is in her 70s to 90s.

If her bf was any younger, Elizabeth Taylor would be a total bobcat.

by ILoveSamNDean February 4, 2009

Bobcat

An older woman who wants to be a cougar, but is nowhere near attractive enough.

Bob: Did you see that bobcat hitting on Tony?

Jake: Yeah, I can't believe she thinks she looks that good with all those wrinkles.

by Mortious Krayle May 20, 2010

Bobcat

A retarded kid that always bitches and buys friendship with money or candy. Their name means little bitch.

Man that kid, bobcat is a fag

by Bobcat gary January 7, 2019

Bobcat

A cougar that used to be a man.

She's got and older. A Bobcat I hear. Go for it.

by Zen Mutty May 17, 2018

Bobcat

Bobcat is a word describing the little brother syndrome of ones instate "rival". When one team feels they have a rivalry with a vastly superior opponent. The superior team usually doesn't know the Bobcat (little brother) exists or is any kind of a threat. The Bobcat (little brother) usually puts forth maximum effort in meaningless situations in order to get the point across on social media or message boards.

The Montana Grizzlies are playing the Bobcats

by AlphaGriz1 November 19, 2019

Bobcat

A animal that is creepy when it is mounted

Dang that bobcats creepy.

by Anawesomegirl March 12, 2015