Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

one plug blow out

A one plug blow out is where one half of the strap on a pair of thongs pulls away from the base, causing a (usually) embarrassing fall.

Generally occurs while running or from walking through a puddle while drunk.

Bystander 1: How did the police catch that bag snatcher?
Bystander 2: He had a one plug blow out running past their parade.

by jlif April 20, 2010

Blow out

This is what happens when a condom breaks during sex.

Oh shit I had a blow out.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

Blow out

Release off stool

I just had a blow out on the toilet

by Frankiethewanktanky June 24, 2019

Blow your back out

To fuck someone so good, they can't walk for N amount of time.

Broski 1: I'm gonna fuck you so good, I blow your back out
Broski 2: aight, bet

by emoboyy.xd December 25, 2023

Blow your neck out

To face fuck someone so good they cant swallow or close their jaw for a few days.
Dustin: I blew Jess' neck out last night!
Evan: OMFGBBQ how does she eat now?
Dustin: I'm pouring smoothies through her open jaw

I am going to blow your neck out tonight cuh.

by Blowing back out December 7, 2020

blow a sissy out

When a Straight man ejaculates all over and everywhere from receiving oral sex from a gay man.

I’m so horny I might go blow a sissy out on the low.

by Str8great August 30, 2022