Blart

A person who doesn’t know what a lot of things mean.

John: do you know what a catwalk is ?
Matt: a what ?
John: ugh you’re such a blart!

by Idk.org July 18, 2018

Blart

Noun:
Unit of measurement

A colloquial term referring to a period of time equalling roughly 90 minutes.
This is inspired by the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which clocks in at a running time of just over 90 minutes.

"Hey, I'll be there in about a blart. If you put on the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop right now, it should be finishing when I get there."

by big-ernest February 7, 2024

Blart

When you close your eyes to push out a fart.

Chloe was and the bathroom and her brother came in and saw her Blart

by phoebe divuouvgace January 24, 2019

Blarting

When you fart and there is blood

After that kfc trip i've been blarting nonstop for 13 hours

by biggamer23 May 20, 2021

blart

a blessed fart

robber: fart or ill kill your mom!
me: *farts*
mom: damn, that was a blart and a half son!

by heyheywastaken September 11, 2020