Guy A, inserts his hand down his pants and exclaims: Oh man, smell my hand, my biscuits are done! Guy B: You sick fuck, I thought your mom was cooking biscuits in the kitchen.
I need to take a shower, my biscuits have been in the oven too long.
I need to take a shower, my biscuits have been in the oven too long.
by Ras February 28, 2005
This is a game me and my mate made up, we just made up a word that no one would understand to mean what we wanted it to mean. (It turns out that "biscuit" has been used to describe a fit girl on urbandictionary.com already.. although totally unbeknown to us. so total coincidence! anyway are game goes deeper)
Basically when your with your mate('s), and you want to tell him a fit girl is close without anyone knowing what your talking about you say "biscuit!".. your friend looks around and checks her out.. no one is any-the-wiser!
Basically when your with your mate('s), and you want to tell him a fit girl is close without anyone knowing what your talking about you say "biscuit!".. your friend looks around and checks her out.. no one is any-the-wiser!
Male 1: "biscuit!"
Male 2: "offt fuckinel!"
Also if you get gd at this you can start saying stuff like "viscount" (which as a green biscuit wrapper) so you would be looking for a girl with a green top on, but you could use "pink waffer", "blue ribbon" etc.. and just make your own up. as long as you both no the code u can be stood at the side of the girl who your talking about and she never knows.
works well when your in shopping centers! lol
oh yeah and "Borbon" is used to describe a fit black girl
Male 2: "offt fuckinel!"
Also if you get gd at this you can start saying stuff like "viscount" (which as a green biscuit wrapper) so you would be looking for a girl with a green top on, but you could use "pink waffer", "blue ribbon" etc.. and just make your own up. as long as you both no the code u can be stood at the side of the girl who your talking about and she never knows.
works well when your in shopping centers! lol
oh yeah and "Borbon" is used to describe a fit black girl
by garbled? July 14, 2010
1)feeling of being an idiot or a let down in sports. 2)someone who drops the ball literally in a sports competition. 3)screwing up and feeling no better than an actual biscuit....because biscuits don't have arms and it could catch better then they did.
by Mike B44 February 20, 2006
a really gross-tasting food that someone tries to foce upon you; an icky crapload of food, possibly just normal food you really dislike, that someone mean tries to pressure you into eating
"pst! hey kid, come here"
"okay, what do you want?"
"eat this apricot skin!"
"OOOH NO! I HATE APRICT SKIN! HELP!! I NEED SOMEBODY! I AM BEING FORCED TO EAT SOME BISCUIT!!!"
"KID, SHUT UP AND YOU'LL ONLY HAVE TO EAT HALF!"
"okay, what do you want?"
"eat this apricot skin!"
"OOOH NO! I HATE APRICT SKIN! HELP!! I NEED SOMEBODY! I AM BEING FORCED TO EAT SOME BISCUIT!!!"
"KID, SHUT UP AND YOU'LL ONLY HAVE TO EAT HALF!"
by LainoBottis May 02, 2009
by DontTread June 28, 2012