pee on my birthday cake

A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.

Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?

by strangedaze April 28, 2005

Borthday

Borthday, the opposite of a birthday. Also known as An Un-birthday a borthday occurs for everyone 364 times a year, the only exception being their birthday

"Hey Max, Happy Borthday!"
"Whoa, Dood you remembered, oh, and by the way, happy borthday!"
"No Max, Its my Birthday today, how could you forget D:"

by Carrotman August 8, 2010

birthday

a day to celebrate that you havent died in in the last year

"its my birthday!"
"Whoopdy fucking doo"

by CorrodedBeing December 23, 2004

birthday sex

the best kind of sex and the best present ever. when your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ wife/ husband/ fiance/ your one night stand has sexual intercourse with you on your birthday

baby for my birthday this year I'd love to have birthday sex with you.

what are you doing on your birthday? sorry the mrs is coming over to give birthday sex

by smoked fish February 17, 2017

birthmasday present

A present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your Christmas present money. Thus, you don't get anything for one of those holidays.

"Dude, how did you get that iPod Touch?"

*sigh* "It was a birthmasday present."

by myketuna December 29, 2007

birthday shit

when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice.

when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice... thats a birthday shit.

by x-man182 June 19, 2011

Birthday Gum

Any type of long lasting gum like 5-Gum, Stride, Trident, etc. that you receive as a birthday present. When you chew that gum good luck will happen to you. Make sure you hide it in a safe place, remember you only have a limited amount so use it wisely.

Friend: You look like your having good luck today.
You: Yeah! I'm chewing birthday gum!
Friend: Wanna share some?
You: Imagine!

by VuduDesigns November 28, 2012