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Beizing

(verb) To beiz. A term limited to the field of social negotiations. Has a multitude of meanings. A social art form of both cunning manipulation and flawless technique that only a natural is capable of mastering. No matter the definition, a key theme throughout is discretion. Usually implied with a negative connotation.

1) Akin to excessive schmoozing, sucking-up, or attempting to entice with ostentatiousness, while reserving the qualities of eloquence and perceived class. In this context, an intricate form of persuasion, often over/under-emphasizing the positive/negative qualities of, including fabricating details about, someone or something.

2) The elaborate employment of a convoluted style of speech involving intellectual humor that discreetly insults, often leaving the victim of the verbal assault both oblivious and perplexed. It unintentionally has the same effect on the audience that it is intended to amuse.

3) Originating/ attempting to vitalize a list of ideas that will never come to fruition in reality. In this context, an action considered futile, seeing as the efforts accomplish nothing but to provide a rare form of entertainment.

4) A form of social sabotage through means of several social outlets to better one's own appearance. Starting or spreading rumors aimed to belittle opponents (usually social/political), in the latter case by mere prodding and inconspicuous intervention, so as to not make it apparent to the target, or to the public.
The salesman beized the unsuspecting customer into buying the used car for an inflated "luxury-car" price that far surpassed the vehicle's true worth.

The girl felt uncomfortable after being publicly beized, as she knew the joke was on her, but was not quite sure of what the joke was.

The boy had so many dreams, but once reality had set in, he realized that he was merely beizing.

Satan beized Eve into convincing Adam to take a bite of the apple from the tree of knowledge.

The real estate agent was beizing when he tried concealing the low quality of the building by spotlighting the roof top city-skyline view to the potential buyers.
by Star and Lamp March 2, 2011
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bijingo

An iceblock on a stick( like an icecream, but made of water not dairy)
Would you like a bite of my lemon flavored bijingo?
by Memories of Oz Oasis April 25, 2004
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BeijingBarry

On Wednesday October 21st 2020 Barack Obama gave a speech in Philadelphia. He stated if he had had a secret Chinese bank account like Trunk does Fox News would call him Beijing Barry.
"Can you imagine if I had a secret Chinese bank account when I was running for re-election? ... Fox News might have been a little concerned about that. They would have called me BeijingBarry."
by shaolinpunks October 21, 2020
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bejing cocktail

An injection you recieve via needle that when you stop moving makes you die.

A.K.A. When you are having sex with an asian woman and recieve more than one STD; usually happens in the city of Bejing.
Wow,that asian woman has offically made it that I burn while I pee as well as made my crotch enflammed.That was the worst Bejing Cocktail that I have ever had
by VarnabyJones August 12, 2006
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Beijinged

to place onself in a hazy state of mind, much like the air condition in Beijing as demonstrated during the 2008 Summer Olympic games
Baxter: yo man, what do you want to do tonight?

Tristan: i don't know, had a rough weekend, thinking of chilling out and getting beijinged tonight.

Baxter: good idea man, i will bring the greens around 8.
by taylork October 7, 2008
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Berjingo

A BERJINGO can be referred to as a hole in the lower part of the body in a male or female. Excluding the belly button, the BERJINGO can be referred to suit any joke whether this to be more suited towards either the frontal or back passage region. In general it is to be assumed to be directed towards the frontal female entrance.
i also have a fetish for putting hamsters up my BERJINGO.

I like to put my fingers in my BERJINGO
by RheaFallows January 19, 2010
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Bejinga

You want to put what in my bejinga?
by dgirl_ March 4, 2009
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