Baffon

A general insult to be used on someone who is being an idiot or otherwise disappointing human being.

“Hey, did you hear how Chad missed the bus because he was on the toilet. What an absolute Baffon.

by Dennis Nicolson December 3, 2019

baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth March 11, 2011

baffing

The act of inserting your tongue into the ass of a long-time friend.

The elder one, delicate like a flower, was used to baffing Gandalf for a dollar, and some power.

by ThomasTheBaffer April 28, 2011

baffle

To rub one's balls on their friend's waffle

Hey Ash, how does That baffle taste?

WTF

by Smashley02129 December 20, 2013

Baffed

Someone who is completely unaware of everything that goes on around them.

Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"

by CHATSHITGETBANGED_ January 14, 2017

Braff

To snort something, like a drug.

"I braffed a fat line of v the other day."

"Let's go braff some fuckin cain."

by Smokey September 10, 2004

baffled

being high off of marijuana.

We took one hit of that chronc, and the boys were baffled!

by ray limon December 12, 2007