Kwento mo sa bato

A term used by Filipino who just doesn't care about what the other is talking about.
it literally means (say it to the rock).

Boy: alam mo ba crinushback na ako(did you know, my crush also likes me)
Girl:Kwento mo sa bato

by stry October 3, 2021

bathos

skeezily uncomfortable.

It was so bathos when your dad came out of his room in a towel and asked you to rub lotion on his back.

by J. Elliott October 13, 2009

Batophile

A person, likely male, who suffers from a wanking addiction.

"Louis, this is your 3rd shower today, what the fuck are you doing in there for so long?"
"Perhaps he's a batophile?"

by Rilasciando September 30, 2011

batboy

One of the most famous stories in the Weekly World News about a boy who was supposedly part bat. Now used as a description for someone who's doing something bizarre enough to get them their own story in the WWN.

"Dude, that friend of yours came over, walked straight out into my neighbor's yard, dropped trou, and dumped a load."

"Yea, he's a total batboy"

by DareD May 18, 2006

French Baton Twirler

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent

My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler

by BassSpike October 15, 2011

Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

bathool

a hott girl every guy drools over. She's good at being a therapisttt, duh. Thats why salina and hamza and khadija and the world seek advice from herr.

Bilal: "Bathool's dayumm finee".
Other kid: "You know ittt"

Salina: "Bathool's mah home skillet."

by suhlina September 22, 2009