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Pee is stored in the balls

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

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remember pee is stored in the balls
by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019
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Ballsack Wackalack

A game in which two or more males (usually adolescent) attempt to earn what are called 'Banana Points' by pimp slapping each others testicles with the back of the hand at the most opportune and unexpected moments over an extended period of time. It is customary for a player to shout the name of the game when a slap makes particularly good contact.
Nebu: I think I'm going to order the crab salad.
James: Ballsack Wackalack
Nebu: Aaaaahhhh my balls, aaaaaah I'm gonna get you so bad...aaaaaaaahhh!
by cassiusgay September 4, 2009
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balls and gravy

A signature dish made by a gentleman in Nashville, TN. The recipe is akin to your typical meatballs and tomato sauce.
TK, you making balls and gravy tonight? Diesel.
by have a little December 19, 2019
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Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.
Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...
by jesta_ May 1, 2006
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no balls

The ultimate dare from which a man cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.
Bubba replied. "Whadaya mean 'no balls', I ain't skeert to piss on no electric fence."
by harry flashman July 28, 2003
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ballsack jack

When you are walking down the street on a fine day and out of the bushes beside the road a gentleman jumps out and tears off your ballsack. Your ballsack has been jacked.
Hubert: AHHH, what a fine fresh day, birds are singing, the ice cream man is humming a jolly tune...

Ballsack Jacker: RAH Gimme that ballsack

Hubert: Well tarnation, a got BALLSACK JACKED
by dildinosaur November 20, 2009
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Tuna Balls

The smell that emanates from a man's testicles after he has engaged with a female in sexual activity and doesn't shower/bathe afterwards. This musky scent is an union of his and his partner's love juices that grows in potency the longer it is allowed to ferment.
Steve: How'd it go with that girl last night?
Mike: Awesome! I just went to the bathroom a minute ago and caught a whiff of my tuna balls that reminded me of her

Joe: Did you hear about Bobby? He hooked up with some girl in Miami last night and flew back to L.A. without showering. He had some cross-country tuna balls this afternoon
by Talkintitty March 13, 2019
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