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Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.
Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
by Zyeed April 19, 2019
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Portuguese SAD Admin

When you spread Nutella over your virgin innocent girlfriend"s ass and then proceed to lick it vigorously.
This usually happens when you are trying to find an excuse to approach her pussy without seeming an insensitive bastard
- I need to fuck her but she wont let me ! She"s such a saint !!

- Buy a Nutella Jar and be a Portuguese SAD Admin !
by brunoaleixo July 28, 2016
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Amina

can be defined as a ferocious being, fashionista, one who lives life in the FAB lane, manifestation of fabulosity, can pull of any outfit... even when covered and dressed modestly, extremely beautiful, blessed with gorgeous features, multi-lingual coming from an exotic background. Just .... overall amazing being.
Girl one: Damn i wished i looked as good as Amina.
Girl two: yeah, don't we all.
Girl one: May God bless her, she pulls off the abaya so well.
Girl two: i know, i wished i was one quater as fabulous as she.
Girl one: ahhh, we can only dream.
Girl two: *sigggggghhhhhh*
by tresalamode June 7, 2009
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Amine

amine is sexy
by markdademon July 12, 2021
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12 yr old admin

Kids who, for some ungodly known reason why on this green earth, are given the ability to mute, kick, ban, and otherwise make playing on a particular server a living fucking, nightmarish hell.

These admins get their jollies and probably only sense of satisfaction in life by hounding players that they deem annoying, unfair, or simply deserving of their abuse.

Other names for these cretins: Assmins, dickmins, shitmins.
Example 1
Player 1: DUDE! I just got banned for getting two head-shots on that guy!

Player 2: 12 yr old admin man. What do you expect?

Example 2
Player 1: {Player 1 was set on fire.}
What?
{Player 1 was frozen}
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
{Player 1 was muted}
OH HELL NO!
{Player 1 was gagged}
Oh you little bitch.
{Player 1 was kicked and banned}

FUCKING 12 YR OLD ADMINS!
by Akuryuha February 15, 2009
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adminazi

Derogatory term utilized against administrators of internet message boards. Used frequently when the administrator in question is acting in an excessively authoritarian manner, prompting the comparison with National Socialist (Nazi) authoritarian practices in World War II Germany.
1. That guy banned me for expressing my opinion! He's such an adminazi!
2. I don't know what to do, the adminazis will probably gas me if I post this thread.
3. Closing down a forum? That Mara is such a lazy adminazi!
by Ascot May 18, 2004
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Admined

To make somebody an admin.
especially to admin someone on a facebook group.
Dude, I just admined you on my facebook group.
Yo whore who the fuck admined you to THAT?
by Manset June 18, 2010
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