afghani prostitute

a blunt made up of roach weed and harsh as fuck

guy 1: yo i saved a bunch of roaches lets roll an afghani prostitute

guy 2: hell yeah ive got a blunt right here

by despres February 11, 2010

afghan

verb. To discharge a full clip of one's fully automatic gun into the sky, to signal victory or to indicate agreeance to people in the vacinity, who also probably possess a fully automatic weapon.

It is acceptable to afghan whilst the funeral procession takes place.

by Bidju Vensetaseshan May 1, 2005

afghan

people that will kick your ass, and throw sand in your eyes. they have magical powers too, but only when they are in a desert, because the sand gives them powers. if theyre not in the desert they have to carry a bag of sand around, but it doesnt give them as much power as the desert. dont fuck with them.

i cant think of an example right now, sorry!

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

afghanistaned

When someone / something gets one over you.

1) TONY: I worked so hard this Summer to pass my dental exams. I know Suzy has been partying the whole summer, hasn't attended a single lecture and finished the exam 15 minutes before I did. Yet she still got higher marks than me..
ME: Yeah mate she afghanisted you.

2) DRU: Kelly you just missed the turning for McDonalds!
KELLY: Sorry! The turning just came out of nowhere!
DRU: The road just afghanistaned u.

3) DRU: You came with that girl and now she's dancing with another guy. Look!
PETE: I just got afghanistaned :(

by DRU June 9, 2013

Afghani turban queef

When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.

Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.

Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.

by Johnny Twotone May 4, 2014

Afghanistan Bulldozer

A sexual act in which the female has her arms and legs ties together with her ass raised up and facing the head board. The male (standing atop the head board) leaps off and dives both fists directly into the female's anus. While still inside, the male rolls onto his back. The female then deep throats him while screaming to the heavens the third book of the Qur'an.

Jake: Dude, I think I'm in love with her.
Bill: Give her an Afghanistan Bulldozer that's what I did with Cindy!

by WarmPeas May 17, 2015

Afghanistan

A country like no other. It has many wildly diverse ethic groups often separated by the enormous mountains and a fascinating culture. Afghans are true warriors and has fought off the strongest empires throughout history from the Mongols to the British to the Soviets. Despite hardly ever loosing to a foreign power, Afghanistan hasn't exactly won either and the nation seems to always find its self in conflict with things such as religion, ideology, tribal ethnic tentions and outside influences. Afghanistan is a geographically beautiful nation with mountains and medows galore, but like the ocean it is beautiful but very dangerous.

Afghanistan would be a great place to visit but one most be extremely careful if they ever go.

by the funny one May 12, 2018