avocado slut

An avocado slut is a female or male who has a lot of anal sex. The missing spot after the pit is taken out looks like a butthole, this is the purpose for calling someone an avocado slut.

"I hit that from behind last night"

"Bro she's such an avocado slut!!"

avocado slut by Yoncéswag21 September 18, 2015

avocado sandwich 

Having felatio performed by two girls simultaneously. As in the two halves of the avocado surrounding the seed.

Janet and Marie gave me one hell of an avocado sandwich in the van!

avocado sandwich by Tubarino January 2, 2009

avocado hoez

Beya & leez.Best bitches out there, cause they ain't janky like some 14 year old whores.Typically wearing green, and appear to be under the influence of la cocaina.They know how to party.

Brian: iyyye them avocado hoez got it going on!
Jack: they pump it up more than the samuri

avocado hoez by THE BOYZ (we love avocadoez) February 5, 2005

avocado toast 

A sexual act where a West coast or Latino woman experiences a squirting orgasm in the cowgirl position while riding a man with very little melanin in his skin. She removes the penis from her vagina in the middle of the act and spreads her ejaculate over her partner.

Dan: Hey Milton! How's your relationship with Isabella going?

Milton: Oh wow geez, she's crazy! I've been getting Avocado Toast'd every night!

Dan: isn't Avocado toast for breakfast?

Milton: ...Nah man.

avocado toast by CommiK June 6, 2017

avocado baby 

Typically a male under 20 who still acts as if he is twelve and wants to be back at his mums breast.
No general interest in sex, again the mum thing.
Dresses like his mum dressed him.
Doesn't wash much.
Strange religious beliefs that just don't ring true somehow.

I had the WORST blind date, he was such an avocado baby, he didn't eat anything, and ordered tap water!!!

avocado baby by mr tonyharrison July 27, 2009

Avocado Toast Syndrome 

Avocado Toast Syndrome: Complaining about the lack of $$ as you buy your daily avocado toast from some faux coffee shop cafe that gets their beans from the same supplier as Dunkin Donuts, while tapping out on your Visa.

"I can't afford to live in NYC anymore, the cost of everything is just killing me!"
"Bruh, you got Avocado Toast Syndrome! Are those avocados organic?"

Avocado Toast Syndrome by MyNameIsGeorgeStone October 21, 2022

avocado davra 

makes an avocado appear out of thin air (not invented-YET!)

avocado davra

avocado davra by HI PEOPLES March 29, 2017