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Avauntcular

(adj.) Once a woman reaches middle age and her formerly remarkable and youthful good looks have completely lost their edge, she develops an air of such utter harmlessness that she is no longer attractive to men. A woman is described as "avuncular" when she stops looking like a sexual entity and starts looking like her Aunt Betty.
"At my age, with my looks going into their middle-aged stretch, my nieces and nephews now look at me with wonder and refer to me as their 'avauntcular' auntie. I love it!"

-- Overheard when two middle-aged women were chatting near a watercooler at their office on Madison Avenue in New York
by PRwiz101 August 27, 2009
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avauntrez

He is an amazing man with a lot of loyalty. He will treat you the best you’ve ever been treated. He is tall and sexy. And will fuck you crazy. You won’t be able to take his big cock but, he is dom so you must.
Avauntrez is so sexy!
by Trez.1 June 6, 2021
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avuntra

An Instant Messenger created by P.H.U.X. Development, headed by Her Cute Nerd.
I logged onto Avuntra, and was able to talk to all my friends not only one on one, but in a chat room aswell!
by Her Cute Nerd December 13, 2008
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avant knight

A person who is very avant gaurd. A trend setter. Someone who dresses differently than the rest. When making fun of fashion and trending, they can be compared to homeless people.
Did you see that avant knight?
Nah man that's just a hobo

He is so trendy!
He's an avant knight
by Dr_professor_zoey October 31, 2013
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Avant-tarde

Hipsters who think they are cool, new and fresh, and have missed the irony in their retardedness.

The leading edge of edgy hipsters who have their heads so far up their arseholes with not an ounce of cool or self-awareness to allow them to realise that they are not in any way shape or form presenting anything new in their style, action, diction or modus operandi.
1) That guy, Don Atari, is so avant-garde. (adjective)

2) My sister is one of the avant-tarde. (noun)
by Tokyo_Spy May 23, 2017
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Avantasian

The fans of the All-Star-Project Avantasia, they (the fans) are amzing and they'll tear you apart if something against the music.
Avantasians like Edguy too ;)
I'm an Avantasian, step asside.
by metal_girl_ October 13, 2017
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