Craftsman Automatic

A person who never fails to prove himself as a giant tool. Seemingly omnipresent despite the blatantly dismissive behavior of those around him, this person says or does egregiously awkward, innapropriate or nonsensical things with remarkable regularity.

Tina: "Who was that creepy asshole that kept trying to impress me last night by shotgunning beers and screaming my name during bad karaoke songs?"

Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."

by QRius Gorge December 22, 2009

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Automatics

The defintion of RNG in Roblox Arsenal

Holy shit automatics is the most rng gamemode ive seen in this world

Ikr rovle should just remove it

by BigmalYT September 16, 2021

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Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology

When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025

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Automatic

(of a device or process) working by itself with little or no direct human control. HAS A SEPERATE DEFINITION THAN THE ONE USED TO DESCRIBE GUNS, BIJAN

This machine is automatic, and that doesnt make it a gun.

by Smart Professor Guy January 20, 2019

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