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Athletic Scissors 

As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.

We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.

This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.

The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
Athletic Scissors by Jonny Redneck February 16, 2020

athletico wham 

Athletico Wham are the best! My mum, sister & aunt fancy all of their players!
athletico wham by Noj Dude January 14, 2021

freakish athleticism 

Terminology used by professional sports TV analysts to describe the top, blue chip prospects for various professional sports drafts, typically football and basketball. Contributing factors include a "rare combination" of size, speed, strength, length, leaping ability, and agility, as well as physicality, regardless of cerebral ability.
Tyrus Thomas (Aka Ty-Tom) or Justin M. display freakish athleticism on the court/course.
freakish athleticism by Porkbork September 6, 2008

freakish athleticism 

Terminology used by professional sports TV analysts to describe the top, blue chip prospects for various professional sports drafts, typically football and basketball. Contributing factors include a "rare combination" of size, speed, strength, length, leaping ability, and agility, as well as physicality, regardless of cerebral ability.
Tyrus Thomas (Aka Ty-Tom) or Justin M. display freakish athleticism on the court/course.
freakish athleticism by ATown17 September 6, 2008

National athletic manager month 

National athletic manager month Take a chance to say thanks to your athletic managers
Don’t forget to get them something special For national athletic manager month

Athletesexual 

The sexuality that makes it so that you're only attracted sexually to people that keep playing sports and have no IQ whatsoever and hate the intellectual.
"Look at Bruce over there, he's such a jock, I'm so glad I'm Athletesexual!"