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Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.
On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.
by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021
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Fucktard Apocalypse

Same as a Zombie Apocalypse other than it is an event happening right now; with real people; that are alive and should be dead; the real stupid people you have to deal with everyday. The roaming of people walking the Earth acting or behaving like idiots, retards, or with no intellect. Aka: Dumbasses, nincompoops, maroons, morons, ass-wipes, dickheads, and jerks.
"What the hell is wrong with people today?!"
"It's the Fucktard Apocalypse, remember?"
by Guzzi October 23, 2014
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Apocalypse Underwear

The oldest, rattiest, and worst-fitting undergarments in your dresser drawer, that one only wears when all others are in the laundry basket; i.e. in case of the Apocalypse, Rapture, 2012, or the aliens landing.
When Bill saw the brilliant flash of an atomic explosion on the distant horizon, he knew it was time to put on his Apocalypse Underwear and hide in the bomb shelter.
by rez111 July 20, 2011
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Thot Apocalypse

Thot-Apocalypse means the the destruction in society which is caused by Thots (a word for slut) who are trying to sexualize the society by doing thot behavior like twerking, posing naked on Instagram , robbing mens bank account by different ways such as asking for cashapp, asking to buy premium snaps etc. This word is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz who is the host of “Jisun Benz Show”.
Michael: Man its sad that we are experiencing thot apocalypse in society.
Steven : Kim Kardashian started it all.
by Jisun January 25, 2020
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the apocalypse

"the year 2020 so far has been the worst year ever. we are on the brink of world war 3, and are currently experiencing a global pandemic caused by the COVID-19 coronavirus. this is probably the beginning of the apocalypse"
by john fet May 8, 2020
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Apocalypse

The idea of complete and utter destruction of reality as we know it. which isnt to far fetched in the world we live in today. either were going to blow our asses apart with the way to many nuclear and hydrogen bombs that everybody has. or the mayan prediction will come true. Also some believe in the Metalocalypse which is the ending of reality by the means of Metal, Mainly by the band Dethklok. I honestly dont believe in an apolcalypse. I believe we are killing ourselves but the human race is so stuck up that were going to blame it on other things, like global warming, or an apocolypse, but in reality its gonna be us that brings the end of all things
Scientist 1-I have completed a bomb that can blow up half the world and cause an Apocalypse

Scientist 2-lets use it on some country that we dont even have a reason for fighting.
by Mr. Satan666 October 19, 2009
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resident evil apocalypse

I can't believe how shitty this movie is... It totally screws up the story line of the game! If you want to see a good zombie movie go see Dawn of the Dead .
Loser: RE:A was the best zombie movie ever.
Me & other loyal RE fans: Shut the fuck up you damn n00b!!!
by Masked Zoro February 9, 2005
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