Antonio

The biggest idiot with the smallest dick in the country so tiny that an ant can’t even see it. Super racist and homophobic! Has 0 friends and pretends like he knows everyone :)
Guy 1: You know a guy named antonio?

Guy 2: ya the one with the microscopic penis
Guy 1: Whata loser

Antonio: Hey guys

Guys 1 &2: RUNNN
by Oojams December 04, 2019
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A usually Super fat guy. Weighs over 500 pounds (not 300) And usually likes girls under 4'5
Antonio was playing some logan paul.
by dirsty slut 69 March 03, 2019
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HE'S A SIMP
He is a antonio
by hgahahah March 02, 2020
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a generally nice person, unless you piss him off... hell will let loose if you piss of this guy in the morning...
i like Antonio, but hes kinda grumpy in the mornings...
by TitaniumPhantom November 15, 2016
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antonio is a sexy guy. if your name is antonio than of course you have a big dick. sexy, nice ass body,gigantic dick, very athletic,and can get any girl wet...including me. i want an antonio so bad omg.
antonio
by ericmaynor73 January 01, 2015
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Antonio is a great person who caring, loving, an sweet. He cares about everybody even though he feels as if he don't have anybody. Many times Antonio feels unloved an uncared for but he has nothing to worry about. Tall dark an handsome. Antonio has a way with words but at the same time is straightforward. If an Antonio loves you know that it is one of the best loves in the world, keep him close an treasure him in every way possible.
Girl 1: my boyfriend is such an Antonio. Girl 2: your so lucky, I heard that an Antonio is a great person to have in your life.
by fallon01 January 12, 2013
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a cool calm and sexy italian man you can latch on too in times of sadness.Also suprisingly good in bed.
"hey Antonio"

"Yeah you alrite"- a

"You wanna make love"

"OK!"- a

"Lets try for 6 hours this time"
by qwertyuioasdfghjklxzcvbnmwerfd February 06, 2009
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