Ambush

When your significant female sits on your face before noon (a.m.).

I was in bed at 9 this morning and my wife ambushed me. Sweet.

by Tonkchaser December 20, 2021

Kokiri Ambushed

Meant to be a pun of the word 'bush'. It means for someone to send a link that you ask for but it's actually a link to where it plays the nostalgic Kokiri Forest song from "The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time".

There's Rickrolled, Coconut Malled, the underrated Stick Bugged but I made up something called getting Kokiri Ambushed.

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023

Ambush Suck

When someone ambushes a male and starts oral sex without consent

"Man I just went to the bathroom and had the worst ambush suck to date!"

by Necrospunk April 14, 2023

ambush whistler

While whistling a song or melody, the ambush whistler will hear you and whether consciously or unconsciously start to whistle a completely different tune causing you to become distracted and off-key. Common in the workplace, it is also known to happen during elevator rides, cook outs and lawn work.

Excuse me, I was whistling Mary Had a Little Lamb until you started whistling Patience by Guns N Roses - you are such an ambush whistler.

by DubbedOver June 28, 2008

Turkey Hill ambush

When your lactose-intolerant S.O. eats a lot of Turkey Hill ice cream and then farts underneath the covers that night.

My girlfriend had a Turkey Hill ambush waiting for me that night after our grocery run.

by FoodFairy June 10, 2020

Ambush-deuce

A poo that sneaks up on you at the most unfortunate time; like a job interview or third date.

" I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

Ambush the train

A blanket-term that can be used in almost any situation, usually said in such a way that the other person still understands what you mean.

Origin: On the Xbox 360 store page, most games had lengthy descriptions that summarized the game in order to encourage you to buy it. The video game 'Gun' however simply had the words Ambush The Train in the description and nothing else.

Example 1-
Jane: "Hey dude, how's it going?"
Joe: "Ambush the train..."
Jane: "That bad, huh?"

Example 2-
*Very attractive person walks by*
Internalized: 'Ambush. The. Train.'

Example 3-
*You jam your toes in the garage door*
You: "AMBUSH THE TRAAAIN!!"

by Anemeros October 2, 2022