almighty bollocking

A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.

She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.

by lodakabal September 17, 2022

Ye alright

This phrase is most commonly used when you do not beleive what your friend is saying. It is said with a slight sarcastic tone and is phonettically pronouncred 'ye al-white'.

"Oi, Boggers, I gave Kym the biggest (donkeypunch) ever last night"
"Ye alright".

by Jamie Calver August 1, 2007

matts alright

The best content creator ever!!!

Yo you know who Matts alright is??
Hell yeah he’s cool asf

by Ogpoopsock May 17, 2021

Bruce Almighty Moon

A story or art piece where the moon is much larger or closer than it actually is in real life. This is based on the movie Bruce Almighty, where the protagonist brings the moon closer to the Earth.

Despicable Me has a scene with a Bruce Almighty Moon that was caused by Gru stealing the moon

by AMP.com March 18, 2022

You alright? Something is wrong

Widely used in NY drill. especially in the Bronx. Another way of saying “is everything ok?” “Are you good?” or “do you have a problem?”

“You alright? Something is wrong. Bend through my block show me you perform!” - Kay Flock

Random NY girl: “Nah but you built like an android word to bro imma violate you’

Person responds: “You alright? Something is wrong.”

by Babbanraokaddam June 22, 2023

Sir Kevin the Almighty

Sir Kevin the almighty glorious emperor supreme leader of the lords of the venerable rainbow llamas and related alpacas savior of all he graces with his presence and awesomeness. His dictatorship has rained justice upon all which he reigns as a benevolent king and a beloved ruler of alpaca LLand (haha see what i did there). He has a buttler (haha im so mature) chicken who has been described as a penguin who is a turkey.

Person 1: Yo, dude, you hear about Sir Kevin the almighty glorious emperor supreme leader of the lords of the venerable rainbow llamas and related alpacas savior of all he graces with his presence and awesomeness?
Person 2: Oh ya betcha.

by SirKevin December 26, 2018

Bruce Almighty

1) a funny movie starring Jim Carey.
2)a huge shit

1) I watched Bruce Almighty last night.
2) man, I just took a Bruce Almighty!!!

by Jonni S March 18, 2004