bald almond

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.

“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”

by hopey777 July 17, 2020

dropping the almond

To give up hope in finding a partner/relationship.

Jason: Wow Jack seems really miserable today...
Bill: Yeah I think he may finally be dropping the almond.

by Forenti February 13, 2015

almost couple

When a guy and a girl do everything that a dating couple would do, except have sex. This includes:
1. Walking to class together
2. Talking late at night and early in the morning
3. Telling the girl that she looks beautiful everyday
4. Wanting to go to college near each other
5. Spending excessive time together
6. Communicating without talking

Lulu: Are you and Kesela an almost couple?
Ship Captain: Yeah, Kesela is my almost girlfriend!

by Lu1u February 28, 2009

The Almost Invisible Man

A man who is a fountain of knowledge in the smart community, who R'edTFM

Where is The Almost Invisible Man (T'AIM) when you need him?

by Bifflediboff July 16, 2008

aljoscha

A German who is shy at first, but incredibly fun to be around. He will be supportive whenever you need it and is an amazing friend. If you decide to be more than friends, he will continue to support and love you to the best of his abilities, and is loyal to a fault.

"How was your date?"
"Oh, he was such an Aljoscha! But I've known him forever, so that's no surprise."

by Shaynayna October 20, 2020

Alms

–noun (used with a singular or plural verb)
Money, food, or other donations given to the poor or needy; anything given as charity: The hands of the beggars were outstretched for alms.
-pl.n. Money or goods given as charity to the poor.
- Not found in the Old Testament, but repeatedly in the New.

A devout man . . . which gave much alms to the people.

by MsCtrl January 24, 2009

almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

by YAWA February 21, 2020