Juju in the alley

The initial reaction of an urban mother in denial that one of her twelve children was just gunned down in a gang related homicide.
"Mama, Juju dead!"

"Naw baby, Juju in the alley, playin with his friends."
by Dick Trickler (the aftercum) February 02, 2020
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haddock alley

I shoved it right up her haddock alley
by beefcurtians69 March 29, 2018
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alley surfing

A person who goes down streets and alleys looking for trash or junk that can be sold for money.
Jane enjoys alley surfing, especially when she finds scrap copper and other metals that can be sold and recycled. She is helping the environment.

by wynnfoster March 24, 2008
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alley soup

cum stored in tin cans by hobos in an alley
The Travis county constable was horrified to see millions of tin cans containing alley soup dumped by delinquents in a nearby playground last Monday.
by dr_rb February 21, 2015
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Stab alley

In a country or city where guns are illegal or otherwise hard to own, knife crime is far more likely. In these places, the most seedy, crime-ridden spot is called "stab alley".
Man, I wish I didn't have to drop my package off at the post office in stab alley. They really should open one in the nice part of town.
by my name is not billy February 01, 2021
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Shit alley

Brenda, your shit alley is showing.
by leviLS87 January 15, 2021
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Alley Red

An Alley Red is a loose brick that you sometimes see in an alley ways of old brick buildings.
She was so angry with him for cheating, she threw an Alley Red through his windshield.
by Wilsun Coyet October 11, 2021
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