Alan Alda

An American actor, best known for playing the character Hawkeye on the TV series MASH.

He landed the role on MASH after appearing in the little known Godzilla movie Godzilla vs. Alan Alda. In this role he was shown to be about equal in stature with Godzilla. They battled to a draw, Godzilla's radioactive breath negated by Alan Alda's reflective glasses.

"Godzilla and Alan Alda will battle and the fate of Tokyo shall hang in the balance!" -Gen Yamamoto

"How is Godzilla the same size as a human actor?" -Akira Kurosawa upon learning of Godzilla vs. Alan Alda

by Dollar Bill Jefferson June 27, 2008

Alaney

a girl that is county, will try anything, is outgoing, and doesnt mind to get dirty. she doesnt care what people think of her and is cute but when she gets dressed up she is beautiful.

i wish i was more like alaney

by oday10 March 14, 2009

alana

the most amazing person in the world, somtimes on back order, every body loves her and wishes to be her friend.
No guy can resist!

Darn my Alana isn't coming till thanksgiving.

Man i wish i was alana.

I love Alana!

by Biigy Smalls December 24, 2007

David Alan

David Alan is one of the most amazing guys that you will ever meet, guaranteed. He is sweet, gentle, kind, strong, sensitive, and caring. He always puts everyone before himself and he never gets mad at people. Everything that he says is something that he means. You should always trust him. If you ever get a chance to meet a David Alan, be careful of what you say and do around him, and don't ever let him go. You may never get him back.

You're amazing, David Alan.

by lostxinxstereoxx June 1, 2011

alan

a fat fuck who sits and catfishes and grooms kids off of roblox on his nokia brick

bro this guy just told me he was gonna put me on a leash on da hood.

must be alan lol

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

Alanah

Super awesome.

Alanah is super awesome.

by bestpersonevereverever July 27, 2009

Alana

Alana's are chill ASF, and if you know an Alana, she prob one of your chilliest homies. She got chill in her, like mad chilll. She fights her own battles and don't take shit from no one. She's a true hater towards those who give her shit, towards those who trash her and those who treat her like shit and boy will Alana put up a fight. She's a true lover towards her loved ones, towards those she cares about, towards those whom she's fond of and those closest to her, and she's actually a nurturer and a loving person. Alana's are solid, loving deep and hating deeper, caring and actually very loving, real ASF, will kick ur ass brutal, and Boy! Is that Alana a pretty one ! ;)
If you know an Alana, she is a keeper ;)

Aye Alana, lets chilllll ;)

by exploding air plane 6969 September 5, 2017