Stacy Alert

In the movie Wayne's World, Wayne and Garth are always avoiding Wayne's ex-girlfriend Stacy, so when she's coming they shout "Stacy Alert".

"Stacy Alert" is therefore a generic heads-up when a person you want to avoid is approaching.
Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

"UH OH! STACY ALERT!"
by newsvava February 17, 2009
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Amber Alert

When your partner shits on your side of the bed while your away
Amber shit in Johnny Depp’s bed and we called it an “Amber Alert”
by SalvatorusRex April 29, 2022
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Dp Alert

Generally meaning Dick Pic Alert. If a guy says this, watch out.
by GSD9 October 15, 2018
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teacher alert

The thing stupid kids in second grade say when the scout they picked sees the teacher coming back to the room from a shit loud enough for the teacher to hear them, defeating the purpose of being sneaky.
John: hey billy be our scout!
Billy: okay

(5 minutes pass)
Billy: TEACHER ALERT, TEACHER ALERT!
by The real Sid Vicious November 15, 2019
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hoodrat alert

Term used to degrade a female and feel better about ones self, usually used when the female is approching.
(girl enters party)

(ex notices and tells friend)- "Yo Black mamaba.. Hoodrat alert!!"
by zZtephieeee December 06, 2010
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Johnson Alert

What you tell your homies when your Johnson is out. This can be used at any time to alert anyone, not only your homies, that your Johnson is indeed out of your pants; on the loose, if you will.
Guy 1 - Guys my dick is out, and swinging as we speak
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.
by xendord November 27, 2022
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Boner Alert

An warning given to someone who has laid their eyes upon someone attractive
I got a boner alert when I stared into the eyes of kbae
by Noel Knight October 24, 2019
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