albanian chicken plower

a sexual act of sticking a dildo to either side of a females hips, bending her over, and pretending to ride a lawnmower all whilst the penis is in the vagina.

“you totally gave that chick an albanian chicken plower”

by humanities fc September 13, 2022

Albanian Helicopter

When pounding on some Hoe you grip both ankles and lift both their legs in the air while ankles are tight together , thrusting their body in an up and down motion.

Yo man I gave that girl last night the Albanian Helicopter and now she won't leave me alone

by Slugger January 18, 2019

Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.

Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.

by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024

Albanian Mirror Selfie

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.

We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Albanian Doorstopper

An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.

Me and tom hit the Albanian Doorstopper last night

by Ceejay6375 July 12, 2025

albanian turnbuckle

Verb - When you fist a girl in the ass up to your elbow, then you thrust her up into the air and batistabomb her.

Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back?
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night

by Mac Willer April 19, 2018

Albanian

A euphemism for anal sex. This is due to the high urge some people have to get it up the butt while on pleasure cruises that are passing near the Albanian coast.

Hey, babe. As the sun sets off the port side, what say we grab a handful of crisco from the galley and head back to the junior suite for a bit of the ole Albanian.

by xophere May 2, 2023