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Air Force

The most kickass branch of military in the known universe.

1) Often the subject of ridicule by jealous a Soldiers, Sailors, and especially the Marines who were so dumb that they got a waiver on the ASVAB, and were subsequently rejected for enlistment in the Air Force.

2) Most personnel in the other branches will tell you that the Air Force is the least martial of the other branches while we have actually won the last few wars singlehandedly, and were the actual reason the Iraqis didn't take to the skies the second time around.

They will also tell you that we only send officers to combat, when there are plenty of enlisted airmen out there as well...

3) Shits on the army in every way possible.

4)the only branch capable of destroying the world several times over.

5)Stop hating on the Coast Guard as well.
I wish i would have joined the Air Force instead of the (insert any branch here)
by Proud Airman July 19, 2009
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Air Force Gangsta

A person given the opportunity to sever in the United States Air Force but can't get past their street mentality and are stuck on being a so-called "gangsta".
Why is that Airman always in trouble?" "Because he thinks he's and Air Force Gangsta
by mdddxdddj August 2, 2011
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Air Force

One of the 5 branches of the U.S. Military. Consists of some of the bravest people on this planet, including my brother-in-law. He attended R.O.T.C. training at UCF a few years ago, then married my sister, (they make a great pair) and they left for Randolf AFB in Texas for a year. Now they're stationed in Barksdale AFB in Shreveport, Louisiana. He's a navigator in a B-52 bomber, and getting deployed to Guam next year. An extremely brave guy, and a great brother! So just remember that everyone in any branch of the Military is willing to die for their country to keep all of us selfish assholes safe!
The Air Force was established in 1947, shortly after WWII. OH YEAH, and my dad flew the F-4 Phantom in his carrer, thankfully he never had to go into combat. GO USA!
by A7X forever July 11, 2010
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black air force energy

he'll just say whatever he wants to your face, he's got black air force energy
by jay ceeeee August 26, 2021
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red air force 1

The act of pushing a white Air Force 1 up someones asshole to the point where they bleed and the white air force 1 turns red
Jimmy come give a red air force 1
by Child Pornography November 3, 2021
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majesty's royal air force

A sexual manuever/ position that involves doing it doggie style, then removing your hands from the girls' hips and placing them in the "fox-eye" position (a.k.a. the thumb and the forefinger touching, upside down, circling the eyes). When the girl finally notices, put your hands back on her hips. She'll look back, then you can do it again. Eventually, when she catches you, you keep your fingers in the "fox-eye" position. She'll say "what are you doing?" You reply, "I am a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force!"
Max became a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force last night!
by Andrew Block January 2, 2008
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air force one

The presidents personal mode of transportation to all things that he needs to look cool at.
The president is going to meet with the rockin' prime minister from the czech republic. He'd better take Air Force One
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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