afterbirth

The brown, mucusy, corn-filled sputum that drips out your ass after your done taking a big, healthy, solid dump.

Hey Mike, did you clean up your messy afterbirth after you took your morning shit?

by Jesssssie April 11, 2007

Shocking Aftermath

The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.

You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."

by Alianstr March 17, 2009

afterbirther

President Obama released a copy of a long form birth certificate and the brain trust that is the base of the republican party refuses to accept it. Who saw that coming?

Mike from Boston: Gee, the President had to release his birth certificate AGAIN so the press will focus on important issues. Bubba from a red state: I'll bet thats a forgery. How come it says certificate of live birth-it should just say certificate of birth or birth certificate, yada, yada, yada. Bubba is an afterbirther.

by They're at it again, meh May 18, 2011

Afterbate

When leftover jizz from masterbation is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes

Damn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times!

by Freestyle090 February 11, 2009

gang bang aftermath

A word used to describe someone's face or object

Guy1: Dude what happened to your car?
Guy2: It got wrecked by a tornado
Guy1: looks like a gang bang aftermath to me

by DeathGiver March 31, 2011

the aftermath

when a girl gives you a Blowjob or a good dick sucking, you surprise turn around and fart in her face.

the aftermath

by famous17 September 20, 2009

Aftermath

The second and final Command & Conquer: Red Alert add-on which adds powerful units like Chrono Tanks, Tesla Soldiers, M.A.D. Tanks, and other such marvels into the game, in addition to adding even more missions to this already wonderful game. Can be stack-installed with Counterstrike.

"So, Aftermath is the last Red Alert 1 add-on?"
"I'm afraid so."

by Joseph D. Collins May 1, 2005