phone affair

when a person you are good friends with is talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend more then you do. this usually happens without your knowledge
dude, did you hear? Laura and Randy were having a phone affair when he was going out with Ellen
wow! what a douche bag
by mingydingy January 07, 2009
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affair bike

When your spouse cheats, you hop on the Affair Bike by cheating with someone else’s spouse, creating an endless loop of infidelity and revenge.
"Dude, I caught my wife cheating, so I hopped on the Affair Bike with her best friend's husband."
by Blackout Boys June 01, 2024
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Victorian affair

A Victorian affair is defined as a consensual romantic or sexual relationship between two people that does not involve physical contact in which one or both of the parties is in a committed relationship with someone else.
He may not have had sex with her, but I saw the “I love you” texts and the nudes myself - definitely a Victorian affair.
by RustyWithaLimp December 03, 2024
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parental affair

In that one episode of kimmy schmidt kimmy cheats of her boyfriend with his parents she said there was no definition but here we are.
i have no example parental affair does involve sex you pervs
by bbbbboby November 22, 2022
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Transatlantic Affair

A cheating scandal taking place between one person in North America and one person in Europe, usually on a business trip or vacation.
by rainbowdotz March 09, 2024
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A Current Affair

A show that was Maury when he freight-trained as it covered hard news, scandals and the shit from tabloids. It's the forerunner for the wordpress blog of the writer behind The Fandom Writer where he combined candid life with CBS News style reporting as his second incarnation of the blog the entries became more in depth. The show was the forerunner to Nancy Grace before she reported on vodka mom. The show started with Maury in the mid-1980s to 1990 then seen other hosts take the reigns in the 1990s. Geraldo Rivera didn't stray from his freight-training roots when he did his talk show but joined Fox News Channel he was coined disaster porn by gossip bloggers. The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was picking on fellow Glendale Heights resident, William Patrick Corgan. The tag #globalistshill was born.
Before Maury was addressing baby momma drama and lie detector tests, he was doing a show that freight-trained as he did hard news with A Current Affair. Noted for the hard 'ka-chung" and zoom sequence. When you have celebrities pissed at the pink blog drawing on your fucking mugshots in lewd ways, be more worried when a light blue blog turned light grey does a piece on you because he's indepth and busts the race liar.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
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