por el culo te la abrocho

Es una broma que nunca se hara vieja y nunca dejara de ser graciosa.

Persona:mierda tio, me han caío ocho asignaturas
Bromista:joder, ¿cuántas?
Persona:ocho
Bromista¡PUES POR EL CULO TE LA ABROCHO!!JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!

by Alguien español December 24, 2017

Abromantic

Abromantic is when someone's romantic attraction fluctuates. It's similar to gender fluidity as someone's gender may change through the hour, day, week, month, or year, but with romantic attractions. One day You may feel strongly asexual but the next day you may feel strongly aromantic.

Me: "I am abromantic, so today I feel very asexual"
Friend: "So you can identify as different romantic attractions whenever you feel them?"
Me: "Yes"

by c0ffee_cup March 13, 2022

Aphrodite's kiss

This is when a woman and a man get intimate, and the women later proceeds to give the man a fellatio. If the woman loves the man a whole lot, she will leave a kiss on the man's penis afterwards, leaving a mark if she wore lipstick.

If the woman kisses the penis, but there is no lipstick mark, it doesn't count.

I'm never going to wash off Aphrodite's kiss off.

by Sir Anonymous the VII May 15, 2010

abhorrent

The feelings inspired while watching Adam Sandler movies.

Adam: Did you see that atrocious trailer for Adam Sandler's new movie?
Jason: Yes....yes I did. I WANT TO FU&$%^G HURT EVERYTHING! Christ! Why does he do it!? Why!?

Chad: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Steven: You guys talking about that horrible trailer?
Jason: <proceeds to yell and punch several inanimate objects>
Adam: Yea, Jason's pretty angry about it.

Chad: I watched it, but I'm not angry, more like disgusted by it...it's almost as disgusting as an elderly woman's pi$$ smell. You know, if she peed herself and didn't wash for a week.

Steven: Lets just go to Em's. It's Rob Roy time.

A,C,J: Hell yes. Let's roll.

Adam: Grabbin some wings baby, sauce on the side.

At Em's...
Steven: Is that George C Scott?
Jason: What the hell? Didn't he die in 1999?
Adam: F'in zombie!
Chad: Fu&k em in the goat house!
George C Scott: <mumbling abhorrently> Burn in hell Sandler. Burn in hell...

by sandman50 July 14, 2011

abro

A man who "likes" dirt biking, skating, or drives a lifted truck... But seems to act/dress/pose in photos like an abercrombie model. Generally a male myspace lover.

"Wow, does this shirt make me look abro?"
"That guy has a skin sticker and he shops at AE, he's an abro."

by Chicamarie August 17, 2008

aphrodite

1. Greek goddess of love
2. The baddest fucking DJ ever known to mankind

I saw Aphrodite this past weekend and it was killer.

by lonestar June 1, 2004

abroadavore

N. A person that has a strong preference for consuming food or drink imported from overseas.

David: Hey Pat, want a coors?
Pat: Nah, I've become an abroadavore. Give me a Heineken.

by D-Mac January 16, 2008