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Ask a ninja

Used in reply to questions that nobody in the current group can possibly know. A reference to the popular Youtube sensation "Ask a Ninja" in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.
Person #1: Why would Sarah dump me?

Person #2: Dude, ask a ninja. How should I know...
by Sketchface May 28, 2010
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Didnt ask

The thing someone says when they cant argue anymore and know you are right, Typically said in a bitchy tone by that one tiktok "Star" who you are 90% sure will be homeless when they grow up
Guy 1; you are a fucking bitch; you know that
Guy 2; Oop, didnt ask tsktsktsk
by RacistKid November 8, 2020
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don’t ask

Implies that someone did something obvious, and does not want to be questioned about it.
Wife: how many Michelobs did you drink for dinner?

Husband: Don’t ask...
by VD Peruvian October 15, 2017
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Didn't Ask

Used in a situation where a person is voicing their opinion on a matter that no one asked about.
***Group of people talking about which is their favourite episode of the big bang theory ***
Lowell: "Did you guys know that Sekiro is a harder and more advanced game than Dark souls"
Gristian Gorbett: "Didn't ask"
by ghostyboi91 May 12, 2021
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WHO ASKED

Who Asked is commonly used in pointless internet arguments when the opponent runs out of meaningful things to say, often times this is an addition of weakness.
Greg: my grandmother died
George: Who?
Greg: My Grandmother-
George: WHO ASKED
by Ssynicil March 31, 2023
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Didn't ask

A phrase that maybe 1% of people use with a reason, it is supposed to convey indifference in an edgy manner but more often than not it is thrown when there's nothing to contribute to a discussion or argument. Currently it is almost exclusively used by individuals with marginal intelligence, zero empathy and complete lack of conversational skills like redditors, 4channers, twatters and middle schoolers.
Person 1: Hey, to anyone who doesn't know yet, J hasn't been answering because he's in the hospital.

Person 2: Didn't ask.

Everyone: Christ, shut up dumbass.
by Fat-Bastard March 3, 2022
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second ask

what occurs right after the first ask if the first ask shot you down.

The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.

Not your first choice, but your second.
Jessica was my first ask to go skiing this weekend, but she was already busy so I had to resort to my second ask.

Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.

Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.
by Broombunny July 6, 2007
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