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asian abuse

When a very white wigger who is dumb as hell who doesn't know how to anything partners with an asian to get a very good grade on a school project.

1) John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia.
John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia for asian abuse.
by Moo Snuckel May 11, 2015
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asiamarie

Asiamarie is a confident unique female. She always flaunts her style like it’s Gucci, and she has an attitude that’s thicker than blood.
When it comes to blood though, she’ll protect those she loves so best not get on her bad side. She’s just that loyal.
She is talented and smart. Even when she’s talking about a boring topic, she’ll make it interesting.

She always has something to laugh about even when no one is laughing.

She’ll go out of her way to make sure you’re good before herself cause she’s just that selfless.

She’s so beautiful that even the stars couldn’t compete.

Oh and she’s stubborn ASF

There’s not one moment she’ll argue about something. She’ll find a way to debate with you about anything and everything.
When you need to have a deep conversation she’s always there to listen and empathize.

She’s just a bad bitch who lived her life even when hoes are tryna copy her style. She’s a no cap typa person and unless you can handle how much love she gives then don’t even think of talking to her cause best believe there’s most likely a chance you can’t handle her
Shiiittt That girl looks like an Asiamarie. She’s such a dam baddie
by GingerBaddie January 6, 2019
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full on asian

When you are playing ping pong and you crush the ball with an overhead hit. When this happens you can yell "I'm full on asian." It can referred as going full on asian.
David and Vince were playing ping pong when suddenly Vince lobs the ball and David crushes it while yelling "I'm going full on asian."
by dreichert November 7, 2011
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asian glow

As many as one in two persons of Asian descent possess non-functional copies of the liver enzyme (ALDH-2) needed to process acetaldehyde. Even a single cocktail can lead to Asian flush, a painful and embarrassing condition resulting from acetaldehyde levels shooting up 6 to 20 times that of people with normal ALDH-2. This burst of acetaldehyde triggers facial flushing, elevated heart rate, headache, nausea, dizziness and vomiting.

Although most with this condition view it as a minor inconvenience, it has been suggested that those with alcohol flush reaction may be at higher risk for alcohol related conditions such as liver disease, asthma, and cancer of the esophagus. Among flushers who are heavy drinkers the incidence of upper gastrointestinal tract cancer is about 50 times higher than normal. Higher rates of head and neck cancer have also been noted.

A functional shot/mixer supplement has garnered strong anecdotal evidence of efficacy against this condition. Google: "Cheerz IntellIShot Asian flush"
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by samanthawhite22 January 12, 2010
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Asian dick

After trying Asian dick, she now loves Asian food.
by SamBissell July 13, 2023
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De’Asia

A outgoing girl who’s loyalty runs deep gives off nothing but positive vibes . Not to mention her beauty comes in many different ways . she’s unique. She’s for keeps.
Get you a De’Asia ,
by Qt.mee April 10, 2018
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Asian Parents

Strictest parents ever. Hates grades less than an A, always think you are stupid when you aren't thought something, makes you imitate everything they do, and acts surprised when they teach you something bad. They hate giving you any amount of freedom, and must only let you use electronics on Friday and Saturday.

Here is how they grade grades:
A-Good, but still slaps you in the face
B-Vigourous beating
C-Starves you to near death
D-No food or sleep for a month
F-Bullet to the face and/or decapitation and/or slams your head into a wall
Asian parents are also racist and have hyperinflated superiority complexes.
Also, the irony is, they only want you to have a good life, but they ruin your life by controlling you like a ragdoll
Asian parents
Dad:Report Card!
Me:*Whimpers*
Dad:A B!!!!!!!
Me:*takes a baton to the face*

Mom: Who are you dating!
Me: Jessica
Mom: A white chick!
Me: *Barely dodges a bullet*
by lolzernone121 March 12, 2015
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