attest to arrest

Witness report

They solemnly attest to arrest.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Citizen kane's arrest

When someone male or female looks to get somebody else locked up whether they are or are not on the payroll of the police.

Jennifer Kayne tried to get the whole neighborhood to cooperate with her Citizen kane's arrest of the guy/girl she didn't like.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

we're all mad arrested

Sarcastic remark/exclamation used to mock others who are afraid of the police for a somewhat inane reason.

A: "I shouldn't cross the street since the walk signal is not up"
B: "Oh, Yeah. We're all mad arrested!

by partybeans May 6, 2007

cart-wheel-ack-arrest

When one starts doing cart-wheels and cannot stop.

"One time I started doing cart-wheels and I almost whent into a cart-wheel-ack-arrest, it was pretty scary."

by Isiah paige January 15, 2008

couch arrest

When you are in a state that requires you to sleep on the couch it can be for a night a week or months. Couch arrest can happen in a relationship when the other people don't want you in the bed or it can be with roommates who don't have a bed to sleep in and you got to sleep on the couch it can either suck badly or be really cool depending on the situation

I'm on couch arrest tonight

by Swaggy Jeff September 12, 2022

Mass Arrests

There you go. Round em up. Get the shit-lib propagandists in a cage. Emma said something about MeidasTouch so start with them. Get them all rounded up and don't release them until they give up the person responsible for this and then, I don't know, kill them all 🤷 ♂️ It'll be good.

Hym "Mass arrests are a great idea! Start with the progressives because they are actively colluding to hide illegal immigrants. Then, once I get my money your children can be safe again! There is really only one option here. Look how much you have all lost in trying to split the baby on this one. It isn't going to work. You need to give the baby back to the rightful mother (me). And these shit-libs will give up immediately. Because they never actually cared in the first place. And neither did you."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2025

arrested development

Stunted formative years due to your frequently getting cuffed by da cops.

Mike Hamar tells Red Green how he knew da legal system --- and da back seat of a patrol car --- inside and out before he was sixteen, yet as an adult he still acts really naive and immature about many other topics; sounds like a classic case of arrested development to me.

by QuacksO April 6, 2022