by H Dog from skinflaps September 16, 2019
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"So Emperor Caligula, your mom's pregnant right?"
"Indeed. And it's no wonder with how much I tour my first apartment."
"I'm going to smile and nod so you won't have me executed."
"Indeed. And it's no wonder with how much I tour my first apartment."
"I'm going to smile and nod so you won't have me executed."
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Did you here? Topher doesn't just have a House In Virginia; that dude has a full blown Apartment In Downtown Springfield
by Get it On Account June 25, 2017
Get the apartment in downtown springfield mug.Wario apparition is a Super Mario 64 theory, derived from a creepypasta post on 4chan. In that post the Wario apparition was described as a large, floating Wario head which chases you down a hallway and draws its powers from mental instability. Once its powers reach a certain point, it escapes from the game and causes memory loss to the player.
Disclamer: this isn't actually a real thing
Disclamer: this isn't actually a real thing
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As a female tell your man you want to have sex “Amish Anal Style” meaning you would do anal sex but through a hole in a sheet, but first he must “go into the bathroom, put on a button down shirt and a straw hat while you get ready; speaking during sex is frowned upon”
During the time your man is “getting ready” you can use a gay friend to hide under the sheet.
You will then go watch your man go to town on your gay friend’s butt hole, as he climax knock on the window and let him know he’s been Amish Anal Apparitioned
As a female tell your man you want to have sex “Amish Anal Style” meaning you would do anal sex but through a hole in a sheet, but first he must “go into the bathroom, put on a button down shirt and a straw hat while you get ready; speaking during sex is frowned upon”
During the time your man is “getting ready” you can use a gay friend to hide under the sheet.
You will then go watch your man go to town on your gay friend’s butt hole, as he climax knock on the window and let him know he’s been Amish Anal Apparitioned
by Officer Sunshine Thunderpants February 14, 2020
Get the Amish Anal Apparition mug.Rhetorical question asked by someone distinctly more cool than whomever is being asked in an attempt to point out his or her inherent corniness or dorkiness.
Is used primarily used by a black person to a white person but may be used by any hip person who wants to call out an uncool subordinate.
Originally used in a skit on Chappelle's Show.
Is used primarily used by a black person to a white person but may be used by any hip person who wants to call out an uncool subordinate.
Originally used in a skit on Chappelle's Show.
by Mos before Bros April 24, 2007
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What the renditions of Apparently I Weekends might look like:
"It was an awesome party. Apparently I had a great time..."
"My night was pretty crazy. Apparently I was acting like an airplane. Sound effects and all."
"It was an awesome party. Apparently I had a great time..."
"My night was pretty crazy. Apparently I was acting like an airplane. Sound effects and all."
by anyonebuthim November 29, 2009
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